From what I can gather, that particular nation might well be China or Vietnam, as they've stopped manufacturing the crap "soap-dishes" in 'Merka... Jx
PS first!
JON: And speaking of soap dishes, have you seen the videos of people purposely stepping into Crocs filled with shaving cream?
What next, beans in Crocs, or a sponsored Croc-a-thon where people have to stand in Crocs filled with noxious substances?Sx
I thought Crocs were a noxious substance? Surely they don't need any help?
All this talk of NOXIOUS substances has left me NAUSEOUS.
NERDS!!!! We should slip Ex Lax in there coffes's.
MISTRESS MADDIE: That would result in a Croc of shit! Geddit?
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha haaaaaa ha!!!!!!!
I've never understood your obsession with Crockpots.
NORMA: You're hiding yours in the closet, aren't you?
When I'm not slow cooking.
Norma dear,Your juices evaporated,your tunnel - dilapidated,at the lowest of temps,mildew invigorated.Perhaps you best marinate,among horny gents,circled and willing,to irrigate.With meat on the bottom,and a vegetable atop,both ends will come out,sporting well eaten slop.
to irrigate your vents.
Yup, sounds like me!
I'm rather amused when I see poor villagers with plastic 2 liter bottles strapped to their feet. I think Crocs are just barely above that.
Look who just flounced in. It's AyeM8y!
I don't flounce. I mince and sometimes swivet.
Uh, a feather from your boa just landed in my ambrosia.
From what I can gather, that particular nation might well be China or Vietnam, as they've stopped manufacturing the crap "soap-dishes" in 'Merka... Jx
ReplyDeletePS first!
DeleteJON: And speaking of soap dishes, have you seen the videos of people purposely stepping into Crocs filled with shaving cream?
DeleteWhat next, beans in Crocs, or a sponsored Croc-a-thon where people have to stand in Crocs filled with noxious substances?
DeleteSx
I thought Crocs were a noxious substance? Surely they don't need any help?
DeleteAll this talk of NOXIOUS substances has left me NAUSEOUS.
DeleteNERDS!!!! We should slip Ex Lax in there coffes's.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: That would result in a Croc of shit! Geddit?
DeleteBwhahahahahahahahahaha haaaaaa ha!!!!!!!
DeleteI've never understood your obsession with Crockpots.
ReplyDeleteNORMA: You're hiding yours in the closet, aren't you?
DeleteWhen I'm not slow cooking.
DeleteNorma dear,
ReplyDeleteYour juices evaporated,
your tunnel - dilapidated,
at the lowest of temps,
mildew invigorated.
Perhaps you best marinate,
among horny gents,
circled and willing,
to irrigate.
With meat on the bottom,
and a vegetable atop,
both ends will come out,
sporting well eaten slop.
to irrigate your vents.
ReplyDeleteYup, sounds like me!
DeleteI'm rather amused when I see poor villagers with plastic 2 liter bottles strapped to their feet. I think Crocs are just barely above that.
ReplyDeleteLook who just flounced in. It's AyeM8y!
DeleteI don't flounce. I mince and sometimes swivet.
DeleteUh, a feather from your
Deleteboa just landed in my ambrosia.