Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Croc Nation

As if MAGA supporters weren't deplorable enough, we now have these people...


Croc loyalists have dubbed themselves the "Croc Nation."

19 comments:

  1. From what I can gather, that particular nation might well be China or Vietnam, as they've stopped manufacturing the crap "soap-dishes" in 'Merka... Jx

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    1. JON: And speaking of soap dishes, have you seen the videos of people purposely stepping into Crocs filled with shaving cream?

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    2. What next, beans in Crocs, or a sponsored Croc-a-thon where people have to stand in Crocs filled with noxious substances?
      Sx

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    3. I thought Crocs were a noxious substance? Surely they don't need any help?

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    4. All this talk of NOXIOUS substances has left me NAUSEOUS.

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  2. NERDS!!!! We should slip Ex Lax in there coffes's.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: That would result in a Croc of shit! Geddit?

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    2. Bwhahahahahahahahahaha haaaaaa ha!!!!!!!

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  3. I've never understood your obsession with Crockpots.

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  4. Norma dear,

    Your juices evaporated,
    your tunnel - dilapidated,
    at the lowest of temps,
    mildew invigorated.

    Perhaps you best marinate,
    among horny gents,
    circled and willing,
    to irrigate.

    With meat on the bottom,
    and a vegetable atop,
    both ends will come out,
    sporting well eaten slop.

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  5. to irrigate your vents.

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  6. I'm rather amused when I see poor villagers with plastic 2 liter bottles strapped to their feet. I think Crocs are just barely above that.

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    1. Look who just flounced in. It's AyeM8y!

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    2. I don't flounce. I mince and sometimes swivet.

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    3. Uh, a feather from your
      boa just landed in my ambrosia.

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