Thursday, August 08, 2019

How to Finger a Man's Anus


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16 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet1:25 PM, August 08, 2019

    It is teatime now. Please pass the wet wipes.
    Sx

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  2. Inexplicable DeVice2:43 PM, August 08, 2019

    Good gracious! Someone reanimate Mary Whitehouse's corpse!

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice2:44 PM, August 08, 2019

      * hastily takes notes while no one is looking *

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    2. Mitzi 6:44 PM, August 08, 2019

      No, leave her be!

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    3. The Mistress8:41 PM, August 08, 2019

      MR. DeVICE & MITZI: I just Googled “Mary Whitehouse” and fell over laughing that they made a TV drama called Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story.

      Delete
  3. Anitia Moorecock2:57 PM, August 08, 2019

    oh...your suppose to use a finger?

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    1. The Mistress8:42 PM, August 08, 2019

      MS. MOORECOCK: Your finger or any spare digit you have lying about the house.

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  4. Mitzi 6:44 PM, August 08, 2019

    It's nipples first, we're not all slags! Does it say anything about keeping finger nails short?

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    1. The Mistress8:42 PM, August 08, 2019

      MITZI: There's not a word about keeping your fingernails short.

      Get me rewrite!

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  5. normadesmond10:31 PM, August 08, 2019

    Does anyone have a match? This
    cigarette ain't gonna light itself.

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  6. mrpeenee6:17 AM, August 09, 2019

    When I was a baby gay, we didn't have any fucking guides. I learned everything first hand, bitch.

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    1. The Mistress12:00 PM, August 09, 2019

      PEENEE: You wrote the book!

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    2. Jon5:58 AM, August 14, 2019

      "First hand" being the appropriate term, I would guess. Jx

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    3. The Mistress7:05 AM, August 15, 2019

      JON: Let's put together a glossary.

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