Thursday, August 08, 2019

How to Finger a Man's Anus


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16 comments:

  1. It is teatime now. Please pass the wet wipes.
    Sx

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  2. Good gracious! Someone reanimate Mary Whitehouse's corpse!

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    1. * hastily takes notes while no one is looking *

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    2. MR. DeVICE & MITZI: I just Googled “Mary Whitehouse” and fell over laughing that they made a TV drama called Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story.

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  3. oh...your suppose to use a finger?

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    1. MS. MOORECOCK: Your finger or any spare digit you have lying about the house.

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  4. It's nipples first, we're not all slags! Does it say anything about keeping finger nails short?

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    1. MITZI: There's not a word about keeping your fingernails short.

      Get me rewrite!

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  5. Does anyone have a match? This
    cigarette ain't gonna light itself.

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  6. When I was a baby gay, we didn't have any fucking guides. I learned everything first hand, bitch.

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    1. "First hand" being the appropriate term, I would guess. Jx

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    2. JON: Let's put together a glossary.

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