Sunday, August 11, 2019

A Bigger Bang for Your Buck

Suppose that you find one dollar (or the equivalent of one dollar in your country's currency.)


What do you do with it?
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23 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet6:00 AM, August 11, 2019

    Indeed, what do you do with this?
    Run.
    Sx

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  2. mrpeenee7:15 AM, August 11, 2019

    Keep digging. Who knows how much more is hidden away in those various nooks and crannies?

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  3. normadesmond11:35 AM, August 11, 2019

    Hell, a girl's gotta make a living.

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    1. The Mistress12:57 PM, August 11, 2019

      ♫She works hard for the money
      So hard for it, honey♫

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    2. Testosterone12:26 AM, August 15, 2019

      Norma dear,

      A honest buck,
      slathered and such,
      in the signature scent,
      of her pleasure hutch.

      Each fold serves,
      as a vestibule,
      deep within resides
      a nasal jewel.

      So sniff, lick, and taste,
      your way far within,
      follow your bliss,
      and follow that with gin.

      There's entirely too much
      you'll never quite see,
      but the warm smooth creases,
      are pure revelry.

      For Norma you got,
      mileage a-plenty,
      travelogue the journey,
      it's motel soap scenty.

      We'll throw ya a rope,
      a line, or a ladder,
      wax on what's waxed off,
      we live for your chatter.

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    3. The Mistress7:04 AM, August 15, 2019

      TEST: "Pleasure hutch" ... my new favourite term.

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    4. normadesmond9:06 AM, August 15, 2019

      A pleasure hutch, able to
      display a plethora of chachkahs.

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    5. The Mistress6:45 PM, August 19, 2019

      NORMA: Those chachkahs need dusting.

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  4. Rimpy Rimpington4:49 PM, August 11, 2019

    Sometimes the dollar store has booze.

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  5. Mitzi 5:55 AM, August 12, 2019

    It doesn't matter how much you have in the bank be it 50p or a million, there is always a thrill at finding money. I recently found a pound coin on a garage forecourt, whilst waiting in the queue to get served I saw a MacMillan charity box on the counter, my conscience was pricked and so it went in there.

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    1. The Mistress3:27 PM, August 12, 2019

      MITZI: I suppose it was a novel feeling for your conscience to be pricked rather than the usual bits.

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    2. Mitzi 12:00 PM, August 14, 2019

      and I've had sleepless nights ever since.

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    3. The Mistress7:03 AM, August 15, 2019

      MITZI: We prescribe self-medication.

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  6. 63mago11:42 AM, August 12, 2019

    Actually 1€ is 1,12 dollares, 1 doller buys 0,89€. If I found a doller I doubt that I'd do much with it.
    We'll see what will be left of the doller when the Chinese have taken over Amerga.

    Meanwhile darling, it must schwing, you know.

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  7. Jon6:21 AM, August 14, 2019

    “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” ― Dorothy Parker

    Jx

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    1. The Mistress7:02 AM, August 15, 2019

      JON: Dorothy Parker always knew the right thing to say.

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice11:45 AM, August 18, 2019

    If I found a pound, I'd go to the Pound Shop and buy a blindfold to make my visits here a little less harrowing.

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    1. The Mistress6:44 PM, August 19, 2019

      MR. DeVICE: Shall I create a Customer Suggestion Box?

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice7:18 AM, August 22, 2019

      I would say that's an excellent idea, but I'd never see it with my blindfold on...

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