Sunday, August 11, 2019

A Bigger Bang for Your Buck

Suppose that you find one dollar (or the equivalent of one dollar in your country's currency.)


What do you do with it?

23 comments:

  1. Indeed, what do you do with this?
    Run.
    Sx

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  2. Keep digging. Who knows how much more is hidden away in those various nooks and crannies?

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  3. Hell, a girl's gotta make a living.

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    1. ♫She works hard for the money
      So hard for it, honey♫

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    2. Norma dear,

      A honest buck,
      slathered and such,
      in the signature scent,
      of her pleasure hutch.

      Each fold serves,
      as a vestibule,
      deep within resides
      a nasal jewel.

      So sniff, lick, and taste,
      your way far within,
      follow your bliss,
      and follow that with gin.

      There's entirely too much
      you'll never quite see,
      but the warm smooth creases,
      are pure revelry.

      For Norma you got,
      mileage a-plenty,
      travelogue the journey,
      it's motel soap scenty.

      We'll throw ya a rope,
      a line, or a ladder,
      wax on what's waxed off,
      we live for your chatter.

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    3. TEST: "Pleasure hutch" ... my new favourite term.

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    4. A pleasure hutch, able to
      display a plethora of chachkahs.

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    5. NORMA: Those chachkahs need dusting.

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  4. Sometimes the dollar store has booze.

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  5. It doesn't matter how much you have in the bank be it 50p or a million, there is always a thrill at finding money. I recently found a pound coin on a garage forecourt, whilst waiting in the queue to get served I saw a MacMillan charity box on the counter, my conscience was pricked and so it went in there.

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    1. MITZI: I suppose it was a novel feeling for your conscience to be pricked rather than the usual bits.

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    2. and I've had sleepless nights ever since.

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    3. MITZI: We prescribe self-medication.

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  6. Actually 1€ is 1,12 dollares, 1 doller buys 0,89€. If I found a doller I doubt that I'd do much with it.
    We'll see what will be left of the doller when the Chinese have taken over Amerga.

    Meanwhile darling, it must schwing, you know.

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  7. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” ― Dorothy Parker

    Jx

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    1. JON: Dorothy Parker always knew the right thing to say.

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  8. If I found a pound, I'd go to the Pound Shop and buy a blindfold to make my visits here a little less harrowing.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: Shall I create a Customer Suggestion Box?

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    2. I would say that's an excellent idea, but I'd never see it with my blindfold on...

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