It's time to submit your garden photos for the NINTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT.
Select up to 8 of your favourite photos of your garden and email them to me by the end of September. If you don't have a garden, take photos of your houseplants or floral arrangements. (We're not fussy.)
Please include a brief description of each photo.
What? I'm back and I'm first?
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: First to "mince" into the room. I stand corrected from the previous "flounce."
DeleteSince I dont have a garden, I thought of submitting a picture of my backhoe.
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: You can send up to EIGHT photos of your backhoe.
DeleteI can't promise a gnome picture like that one, but... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Gnome, sweet gnome.
DeleteSo the brick wall signifies comedy club?
ReplyDeleteNORMA: I wouldn’t advise getting to close to his mic.
DeleteNorma, dear Norma,
DeleteThe drinks are pricey,
the service is quick,
all exposed tonsils,
soon become slick.
You know the tropes,
and the props all too well,
a stool, a microphone,
a circumcision bell.
The seats fill up fast,
don't arrive on the dot,
his humor like everything,
won't hit the spot.
So chortle on,
patron saint of loose skin,
when the act is this doughy,
order rot gut, not gin.
Am I the only one wondering,
DeleteTesty, how does thine green grow?
As the reigning champion (having won more times than I can count,) I regret that I have to retire from the lists since I no longer have a garden. I wish everyone still fighting it out a hearty "Good Luck."
ReplyDeletePEENEE: We here at Infomaniac wish to remind you Bitches that the Annual Garden Photos Event is an event not a competition. It says so on the package.
DeleteDid I win yet?
DeletePEENEE: Sigh. You Bitches exasperate me. And yet I keep on taking you back.
DeleteMy glorious bush is looking a little scraggy, but I will see what I can do with the brambles up my alley.
ReplyDeleteSx
MISS SCARLET: Beware of pricks.
DeleteMy garden is new and somewhat pedestrian at the mo, but I will endeavour to find some interesting snippets.
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: You've only been going on about the Garden Photos Event for the past several months. Now find something!
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