On Vacation / En Vacances

Mistress MJ is on holidays in La Belle Province, where, apparently, they have air conditioning!...



And gaiety!...


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Mistress MJ looks forward to soaking up the culture and atmosphere of Quebec…


[thanks, Huggy Jon!]

While I’m away, you Bitches can get cracking on submitting your gardening photos. And remember to include a brief blurb with your photos.Click here to see last year’s garden pics.



If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

A bientôt, Bitches!

See you soon!

Wenis Wednesday

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Honk If You Love Big Sausages

[thanks, Thom!]

How Hot IS It?

Let’s peek in at Norma and the gals at the “Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home” to see just how hot it really is…



Temps here today will feel like 43°C (109.4°F)…Mistress MJ is fanning herself vigorously as we speak.

Pissed-Off-Peenee

Yes, we’re still at the Infomaniac Trailer Park and trouble is brewing as Mr. Peenee is expressing his inner bitch …



Why is Peenee peeved, you ask?

Well, listen up Bitches.

Mr. Peenee is hosting a virtual drag contest in celebration of his blog’s upcoming fifth anniversary.

The simple instructions are, as follows:

All you have to do is troll the internet for some photo (headshot, action shot, glamour shot, mugshot, it doesn't matter) that really shows your inner temptress and send it, along with your drag name and whatever top tune you'll be butchering to mr pee nee at yahoo.com (take the spaces out, silly.) by July 24.

So find some photo of your drag self and send it, along with your drag name and your big number, to Mr. Peenee.

Because if you don’t, Peenee declares he “will replace you with some deluded queen with plump tits mincing about dressed like a bird to the swelling strains of Tosca because I will if I have to.”

Go here to read his post. And here where he has a hissy fit.

Infomaniac Trailer Park

Mistress MJ has pulled into the Infomaniac Trailer Park for the weekend…



Let's zoom in, shall we?...


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As you can see, Peenee (on her three-wheeler), Norma, Thom and Cookie have joined me and I expect we’ll see the rest of you there as well.

You can’t miss us.

We’re parked beside kabuki zero’s double-wide mansion.

Filthy Friday – Heat Wave Edition

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Cool down as best you can, Bitches.

With apologies to our friends in the U.K.

The Infomaniac Love Boat

You’ve all flown Infomaniac Airlines.

Now it’s time to embrace the ultimate travel experience…


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The Infomaniac Love Boat sets sail today!

Are you on board?

Wenis Wednesday - Chakras Edition

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Couple of the Month

Sleep Tight, Bitches

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What To Do When Your Car Conks Out

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What does the manual tell us to do?

Beach Bitches

Spotted back on the beach this weekend …


Mr. Peenee has really let himself go.

Thankfully, Norma is organizing a beachersise class…

[photo by Gay Block]


[photo by Gay Block]

Biker Bitches

Peenee’s shown up to Norma’s reunion, insisting she join him on a road trip…


[thanks, Thom!]

When we last heard from Ms. Nations, she said she was “Going to Seattle to party with evil bikers!”

Is it possible she meant Norma and Peenee?

In any case, it’s a beautiful, sunny weekend and Mistress MJ is off on a road trip of her own.

See you on Monday, Bitches!

Filthy Friday – Norma’s School Reunion Edition

Norma treats herself to a nosh…


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Looks like you’re enjoying your school reunion, Norma!

Norma’s Reunion – Continued

Infomaniac peeks in on Norma’s school reunion…



Norma (left) has connected with an old school chum.

What are they doing?

Norma’s School Reunion

Norma has been let out of the home to attend her school reunion.



Whatever shall we do without her?

Note: Do not click here.

California Girl

kabuki zero ...


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Prettiest Ballerina in the World.

Artiste.

GIGASTAR.

Desert Rose.

Mystery goddess of the sublime.

Full of love, hope, iced tea and cheese cake.

Insert YOUR description of kabuki zero in the comments box.

Happy Fourth of July!

Happy Fourth of July to Infomaniac's American Bitches!

How will you be celebrating?

Vacation Update

Mistress MJ’s personal assistant, Miss Normadesmond, has handed in her resignation notice in order to have a little seaside vacation of her own…


[photo by Gay Block]

The bitch.

Mistress MJ remains on holidays, sans P.A., but will return soon.