Friday, September 16, 2011

Filthy Friday

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Tell Mistress MJ the truth.

You've been missing this sort of thing the last few days, haven't you?

25 comments:

  1. He looks the father of that creepy little thing with the ring in Lord of the rings..

    "My Precious..."

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  2. no.

    I want the pretty boys back.

    please.

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  3. That sorded thing? Gosh No!...
    But you've just reminded me...
    Where did I park the yacht?
    I don't recall sailing on lake Geneva... But then again I don't recall much these days...

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  4. the scabs definitely add something. Yup I've been missing this xx

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  5. That's better!
    I thought your blog had been hacked.
    Sx

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  6. *moves comment box over the picture*

    Oh good, Life is back to normal.

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  7. Mr Soft!

    Youth and beauty please MJ, not old ditch pigs.

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  8. AYEM8Y: First.
    He's HOT!
    I like the scabs.


    I prefer looking at the photo of a scab-free AyeM8y on a boat.

    COREYJO: He looks the father of that creepy little thing with the ring in Lord of the rings..
    "My Precious..."


    He does!

    BOXER: no.
    I want the pretty boys back.
    please.


    Mistress MJ will consider starting a regular pretty boy feature for those who request it…maybe.

    DAMIEN: Dear G-D!
    ***thud***


    Oh no…you’re about to start another thudding epidemic!

    Deep Blue (Jon) was profoundly affected by the last one.

    PRINCESS: That sorded thing? Gosh No!...
    But you've just reminded me...
    Where did I park the yacht?
    I don't recall sailing on lake Geneva... But then again I don't recall much these days...


    Are you Thurston Howell III?

    Or Lovey?

    LULU: the scabs definitely add something. Yup I've been missing this

    What do you suspect is the cause?

    Shingles?

    SCARLET: That's better!
    I thought your blog had been hacked.


    Identity crisis averted.

    ROSES: *moves comment box over the picture*
    Oh good, Life is back to normal.


    “Normal” as defined here on Infomaniac.

    MITZI: Ewww old slobber chops.
    Mr Soft!
    Youth and beauty please MJ, not old ditch pigs.


    “Ditch Pig of the Day” could be a new feature.

    Thank you, Mitzi.

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  9. OMG he and the rest of the crew are back. So much for the good looking hunky guys; we're back to the regulars.

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  10. Don't worry Mistress, I can keep my cool in critical situations...

    *dives into the vodka fountain*

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  11. TB: OMG he and the rest of the crew are back. So much for the good looking hunky guys; we're back to the regulars.

    I’m still laughing at your “hand mirror” comment from earlier this week.

    DEEP BLUE: Don't worry Mistress, I can keep my cool in critical situations...
    *dives into the vodka fountain*


    I heard a “THUD” as you belly-flopped into the fountain.

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  12. filth, you've met your definition.

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  13. "Oh look, Sugie darling, theres the 'Raging Queen'! Just off the breakwater, see? Looks like they've got a new stern marker; see it blinking?

    ...oh wait."

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  14. Aha! The real reason the SS MINNOW ran aground!

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  15. AHHHH!! This creepy man is on my blog page!!! I just checked my blog and there he was on the side bar stalking me! EEEEKKKKKKK!!



    **thud**

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  16. NORMADESMOND: filth, you've met your definition.

    If you look “filth” up in an illustrated dictionary, you’ll see his picture.

    NATIONS: "Oh look, Sugie darling, theres the 'Raging Queen'! Just off the breakwater, see? Looks like they've got a new stern marker; see it blinking?
    ...oh wait."


    *steadies stern thruster*

    LX: Aha! The real reason the SS MINNOW ran aground!

    That’s right, Little Buddy.

    COREYJO: AHHHH!! This creepy man is on my blog page!!! I just checked my blog and there he was on the side bar stalking me! EEEEKKKKKKK!!
    **thud**


    Another one bites the dust.

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  17. "I ate his cock with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

    Love your suit ....

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  18. Hhhhaaaaa! @ blazngscarlet....

    I miss the dirty old fuckers, probably because they are dirty old fuckers.

    But a pretty boy will keep your stats up for a few days!

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  19. Of course we were missing it, it's part of our balanced breakfast!

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  20. Someone ought to give him a bowl of water. Poor thing is panting in all that heat.

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  21. Do you bitches ever stop tongue-wagging?

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