Saturday, January 31, 2009

Recurring Bra Dream

Mistress MJ is having that dream again…


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34 comments:

  1. Holy crap are those bullets perky.

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  2. I have a set of twins that fit quite nicely in a much prettier bra!

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  3. So, you're hinting that there is another Mistress MJ out there?

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  4. There can only be one Mistress MJ...

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  5. you've been dreaming of walking around in your undies?

    Stop eating those chocolate-coated HobNobs.

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  6. Strange as this may sound, I prefer the plain Hobnobs....

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  7. Guess she dreams of "Pre-Lude Six Ways".
    And Dalmatians.

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  8. Those girls could do with a pump session with old grapefruit

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  9. I think that this is a dream that I need to start having too...

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  10. I have a recurring dream in which I've got a pair of dalmations stuffed down my bra.

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  11. If I had to choose betwixt the twins..Hmm..I would prolly ask the twin on the right for a date.

    Look at her...she has that crazyass look in her eyes that screams My sister is a complete bitch and tighter than a Duck's butt in a powerdive but I'll do anything..twice..on the first date! CALL ME!

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  12. I'll have the one on the left then...

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  13. The one on the left is Cruella de Vil... she'll skin your nuts and make a coat...
    Sx

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  14. Na, Cruella has someone else to carry her hat boxes. Anyway, her butt is bigger too.

    If I play my cards right, this one is going to be very 'doggy' friendly...

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  15. i dream of la perla, sugar. xoxo

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  16. Do identical twins have identical tits?

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  17. The dalmation on the left hasn't got enough spots.
    Did you get him cheap?

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  18. oddly enough i don't dream of myself in bras full stop...oh wait that was him that said that...shit it's too early...still...

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  19. BITCHES: You know how you’re invited out for cocktails and you have a lot to do the next day so you limit yourself to two drinks?

    Well Mistress MJ may have been over-served.

    She laughs out loud (LOL!!!)…ouch… at your witty comments but feels the need to back away from the PC for a little while as she recuperates.

    Continue to chatter away and perhaps contemplate Geoff’s question, “Do identical twins have identical tits?” Has there been clinical research done on this topic? Questions such as this make us realize how little we know.

    Mistress MJ shall attempt to make the rounds to your blogs at her earliest convenience.

    By the way, in her drunken haze she dreamt about her bedside framed photograph of Old Knudsen. The eyes of Old Knudsen were following her around the room.

    Her head hurts too much to contemplate whether or not this is in some way connected to the recurring bra dream.

    Blimey (to borrow a term from the Brits)…we could have answered you all personally in the time and space it took to type out this comment.

    Carry on.

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  20. This bubbling hot ting always falling on the keyboard ... yes, that hurtful mashed potatoe - that is your HEAD!

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  21. There is much to be said for perky puppies, but I have grave misgivings regarding the hats.

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  22. Is the old lush up yet ???
    Obviously still belching and scratching under her fragrant duvet

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  23. Nasty old dog. You should try a Jack Russell!

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  24. You dreamed of walking around wearing a lampshade on your head?

    The bra on the right is clearly choking the lady, causing her eyes to bug out! And who are they fooling, trying to hide their Adam's apples with the scarves?

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  25. *ignores Beast’s rude comment*

    Right. What were we planning to do?

    Oh yes. We’re off to visit your blogs now. Those of you who managed to post something new today, that is.

    *shuffles off, trailing toilet tissue from house slipper*

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  26. [waves at on-duty houseboy]

    Those bits of toilet tissue Mistress MJ is trailing aren't going to pick themselves out of the carpet, you know.

    [resumes watching monster truck competition on tv]

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  27. XL: Excuse me, some us are trying to blog-read.

    Would you mind turning that ruckus down?

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  28. commercials...yeah, the top 10!! xoxo

    (the wine is flowing, sugar! party time ovah heah!)

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  29. I love you MJ - why dont you come and stay with me by the sea?

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  30. Oh Dear, how could I ... !
    Just here, on the chaiselongue ... Is that good ... and the other one, hmhm, sind wir ein wenig verspannt heute? ... knacks ... enough for now, excuse me now ...

    *collapsing in that corner over there*

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  31. SAVANNAH: Mistress MJ has had enough partying for one weekend, thanks just the same.

    Enjoy your SuperDuperBowl.

    MUTLEY: Mistress MJ is touched by your grand overture.

    But how would she fit The Houseboys AND her shoes into your tiny bed-sit?

    MAGO: Danke, sklave.

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