Friday, January 09, 2009

Filthy Friday

Mistress MJ has no recollection of finding this photo.

Therefore, one of you filthy bitches must have emailed it to her or perhaps she nicked it from your blog.



In any case, Infomaniac does not accept responsibility for any brain damage or loss of vision resulting from gazing upon this image.




Note: For those of you pervs (Rich, are you listening?) who only visit Infomaniac on Filthy Fridays, please read Changes at Infomaniac before proceeding further.

40 comments:

  1. Sheesh....

    Might be first, but don't care...

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  2. Good gawd!

    Did he have a hairspray can lodged up there as well?

    This picture should be posted in restrooms to remind people to wash their hands.

    Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

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  3. So it's come to this. The sad state of health care and a failing economy has forced people to do their own prostate exams and hernia check.

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  4. Fisting before breakfast - not kool!

    At least he doesn't look like most of these fisters. They scare me.

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  5. And you would know what fisters look like, 'Petra, because...?

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  6. I think he is practicing Pilates....?
    Sx

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  7. OMFG...no really OMFG!!!!!!!!

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  8. The same reason you do IDV.

    Too many filthy Friday visits here at MJs

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  9. O.K. I know I asked for coloured pictures - but it's not always good to get what you ask for is it?

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  10. It looks like he's trying to reach in an pull his cock inside out.

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  11. At least he is in the woods where he belongs...

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  12. NWT: Might be first, but don't care...

    So you had to ruin EROS’ chance of being first when you don’t even really give a damn.

    EROS: This picture should be posted in restrooms to remind people to wash their hands.

    While I applaud your campaign for good hygiene, I fear it would have the opposite effect and have folk fleeing the washroom before washing their hands.

    So it's come to this. The sad state of health care and a failing economy has forced people to do their own prostate exams and hernia check.

    Mistress MJ will gladly assist you, if you wish.

    CYBERPOOF: Fisting before breakfast - not kool!

    What is the ideal time of day for a good fisting?

    IVD: And you would know what fisters look like, 'Petra, because...?

    That DVD of “IVD Does the Docks”, perhaps?

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  13. XL: Damn. Puppeteer.

    No strings attached!

    SCARLET: I think he is practicing Pilates....?

    The Infomaniac Airlines pilots all have their heads up their arses so you could be right.

    DAISY: OMFG...no really OMFG!!!!!!!!

    Cuppa tea to calm your nerves, Miss Daisy?

    CYBERPOOF: See my comment to IVD.

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  14. KAZ: O.K. I know I asked for coloured pictures - but it's not always good to get what you ask for is it?

    Would you prefer more obscure facts about Manchester?

    MAXI: It looks like he's trying to reach in an pull his cock inside out.

    Why do Irishmen insist on doing that?

    ISTVANSKI: Is that a new type of fistula?

    We may have to wait for RICH, our resident medical specialist, to answer this question.

    Although Mistress MJ has been known to play doctor, if that’s what you’re getting at…would you like to book an appointment?

    PONITA: At least he is in the woods where he belongs...

    If a man fists in the woods, does anyone hear it?

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  15. I'd know that southern exposure anywhere...thats Kirk Johnson! better known as 'Goatse'.


    I am so ashamed that I know this.

    Apparently Mr. Johnson has lost his goat and is attempting to lure it out by tempting it with his liver. Good thing he's holding the goodies up out of harms way..those goats can be vicious when they realize they've been tricked!

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  16. BEAST: So it wasn’t your blog I nicked this from, then?

    No, couldn’t be. The pic is much too large. Tee hee.

    NATIONS: I'd know that southern exposure anywhere...thats Kirk Johnson! better known as 'Goatse'. I am so ashamed that I know this.

    None of us are surprised you are such an expert on this topic as this is the wallpaper on your PC.

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  17. Well you better save some of your energy for Filthy Friday's. I expect the same quality every Friday... uninterupted.

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  18. Lost his goat Miss FN !!!

    I nearly lost my lunch

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  19. RICH: Well you better save some of your energy for Filthy Friday's. I expect the same quality every Friday... uninterupted.

    You will take what you get and LIKE it, Bitch Rich.

    BEAST: Lost his goat Miss FN !!! I nearly lost my lunch

    Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry, by any chance? That would make anyone sick.

    You’re more tea and crumpets these days though, aren’t you?

    I hope you clicked on the link I provided in the comment to Ms. Nations.

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  20. Where the hell is his other arm?

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  21. OH BOY!!! figure he's looking his hairspray.... or pick up truck, extra wing for his jet liner...

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  22. For the love of god , That looks sore

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  23. DONN: Where the hell is his other arm?

    Funny, that’s what I asked YOU when you had that photo of VICUS up on your computer screen.

    VOICES: OH BOY!!! figure he's looking his hairspray.... or pick up truck, extra wing for his jet liner...

    Are your skis up there?

    Aren’t you supposed to be on the slopes in my backyard right about now?

    I said “back YARD” not “back DOOR” by the way.

    BEAST: For the love of god , That looks sore

    When you attempt it, be sure to apply plenty of lube beforehand.

    You’ll thank me later!

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  24. *wonders if his skis are in mjs back door*

    i cant see with all the white around here..

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  25. VOICES: You are lucky that Mistress MJ must go to work this afternoon and cannot come up there and kick your arse.

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  26. ...Thanks for the link! Boy, that sure gives new meaning to 'open in a new frame'.


    you know, theres another picture in this series, right? the next one is taken from the other side and shows Mr. Johnson waving to us.
    From the back of his throat.

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  27. The guy in the link to Nation's wallpaper surely must get a discount for his prostate exams?

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  28. NATIONS: I should not want to shake hands with him after the fact, would you, Ms. Nations?

    XL: Surely the proctologist could just stick his head up for a look ‘round!

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  29. Preferably never.

    I certainly would never.

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  30. Thinking about it [and I have been], he must be ambidextrous.
    Sx

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  31. Fucking hell, is it that pregnant bloke again?

    Couldn't he have had a caesarian?

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  32. mj...yes a cup of earl grey if your boys don't mind...good god that about did me in...

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  33. Visiting from Scarlet and this is the welcome I get.

    I'm only on beer 1 and yet I can't stop snickering about this. Cpt Clueless is in there bellowing "What are you laughing about?" I'm going to tell him to come look at this. Serves him right for being so damn nosy.

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  34. Oh, my fucking God ! It just gets Worse and WORSE over here !!!

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  35. CYBERPOOF: Ever?

    SCARLET: I wonder if he can do that and chew gum at the same time.

    GEOFF: I wish pregnant guy would go away.

    You and Betty and I being such big fans of the miracle of birth and all.

    DAISY: We may have to add a dash of something stronger to your tea.

    HOODCHICK: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Has anyone ever told you that you look like Teri Polo from Meet the Fockers?

    Miss Scarlet obviously has no control of her people if they’re sneaking over here to comment.

    And who is this Captain Clueless you speak of? Does he have a nice arse?

    I’ve looked at your blog and have noted that you spend most of your time doing jello shots so you’ll fit in nicely around here if you decide to stay and pull up a bar stool.

    HEFF: No one is holding a gun to your head.

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  36. Alas ... He's but a practicing magician.
    "Where the hell did that damn gerbal go?"
    "Ah ... I found it!"
    "Yikes! Wait? What the hell???"

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