Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Where’s SID? Part Two

When I saw SID’s face on a milk carton I began to worry.


But thankfully, my fears were unfounded.


Turns out he’s been attempting to lead a healthier lifestyle.





SID practicing Irish Yoga




Update: Convict points out in the comments that even when paralytic, SID checks trees for knotholes. Right you are, Convict...




26 comments:

  1. I notice that, even when paralytic, he checks trees for knotholes.

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  2. It's the only way he gets wood

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  3. Convict: Too true.

    Poor sod's been stricken with a termite infestation.

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  4. sorta about the little woodpecker.

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  5. Well I've been using cocaine to stay in shape but I think I'll have to try this Irish yoga. It looks very relaxing.

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  6. Maybe SID, it occured to me,
    Is a guy, we now seldom see.
    Could it be that the skank,
    whilst having a wank,
    Got his dick stuck tight in a tree.

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  7. Oh silly, silly, Cuntnuck.

    What woe you have bestowed upon thine head.



    *Thanks MJ briefly for the filth*

    *Declares war...again*

    WV yourabitch

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  8. wv "soarepiggyandtazzyonlybiggercunts"

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  9. wv "noneofuscouldpossiblybecuntsasbigasthatfatoirishcunt"

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  10. oh!

    and a new wv!

    wv "exceptpossiblythecanuckcocksuckerherself"

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  11. wv "wellneveratruerwordverificationhasbeenmadeibetshesuckslotsofcocksandonsundaystoothedirtycanuck"

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  12. wv "ohfuckthestupidoirishcuntisback"

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  13. wv "andhebroughtthosefuckingyorkshirepoofswithhim"

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  14. wv "bendoveryouuselessirishwankerandtakeitupthearse"

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  15. Tickers: That was beautiful.

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  16. Oh yes Tickers,beautiful.

    *lifts quill pen and muses*

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  17. wv "sidliftsfatarseoffchairandmuses*

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  18. anyone ever wonder where their sanity is hiding? cause i'd like to have mine back one day soon.

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  19. Poetry is lifes gilded mirror. I just direct it's gaze.

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  20. well, he seems limber enough.

    Should I worry about the tree?

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  21. No Connie, in MJs case its a Suckamore

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  22. SID: Shut the fuck up.

    Except the bit about calling Convict "Connie"... nice one.

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  23. Great Comments HAHA.
    Still no mention of Nuts or Lumberjacking?
    It is quite disturbing actually..how far off of the ground do you suppose it is?


    wv lahif (I kid you knot!)

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