Monday, February 05, 2007

Filthy Scots




Scottish people have been hailed as the dirtiest in the UK, according to a new study.

Thus taking the pressure off the Filthy Irish, for now.

TOP 10 DIRTIEST CITIES

Aberdeen

Edinburgh

Glasgow

Southampton

Bristol

Cardiff

Leeds

Leicester

Cambridge

Manchester

TOP 10 CITIES WITH THE DIRTIEST HAIR

Coventry

Cardiff

Belfast

Nottingham

Plymouth

Glasgow

Liverpool

Leicester

Birmingham

London



Unidentified Filthy Scot

20 comments:

  1. I 'suppose its so cold in Scotland that they don't sweat much, that and the murderiously expensive soap and hot water.

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  2. I'm both Scot and Irish. I suppose that's as bad as it gets, huh? But my hair is dry and rarely dirty. Maybe, that's the Indian in me?

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  3. Frobi: They have soap in Scotland?

    Babs: Welcome! At least you’re not a Filthy Canadian.

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  4. Trendspotting!
    They're just sour grapes because the Scots, like Quebecers, appear to get concessions so that that they 'donna' change the UK maps to the Un-United Kingdom...
    nobody likes it when anybody else is perceived as being a little more equal than the other equals.

    Were you watching Rob Roy last night with William Wallace?

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  5. WE (Manchester) are dirtier than Liverpool, but we have cleaner hair - and a better football team.

    Those Scottish buttocks may not be Johnny Depp, but they are very shapely!

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  6. HE: Missed Rob Roy. Is there a remarkably high filth quotient?

    Kaz: Click here for Johnny Depp’s buttocks.

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  7. That reminds me, I need to find somewhere to park my bike.

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  8. *Johnny's Deep buttocks*

    *vomits*

    Filthy Canuck

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  9. Convict: If you're short on space, Piggy's arse also doubles as a storage locker.

    SID: G'won then. Can YOU do better? Show us yer stuff ya filthy Irish cunt.

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  10. Eeewww. I think I've got OCD now.

    * rushes off to wash hands for the fifth time *

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  11. IDV: Which part gave you OCD? The pic of Piggy's arse? Or the thought of SID baring his?

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  12. Probably both. But wouldn't you want to wash your eyes for the fifth time?

    In sulphuric acid?

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  13. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Arrrrrrgh! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

    Kaz is quite correct. I do have shapely buttocks.

    Tazzy tells me they're as soft as a new born babes too.

    I agree, of course.

    *winks via starfish*

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  14. If I have to see that pimply prickly hairy sewage drain of an arse one more time, I am going to walk my tired, non-sleeping, self on over to Canada and take your computer away.

    I swear I see leftover 'residue' on that thing.

    *hands piggy toilet tissue*

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  15. 'no fair, mommy, that man gets to take home a starfish; why can't i?"

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  16. Convict: I can’t see what you’ve written.

    Piggy: Arghhhhhhhhh!

    The curse of the winking starfish!

    Awa: I know Piggy’s arse is what keeps you coming back here.

    FN: First you must finish your science lesson.

    Starfish, also called Sea Star, any marine invertebrate of the class ARSEteroidia.

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  17. Suck my filthy Scottish cock.

    If you read my latest exciting post you can see your request has been filled.

    It doesn't matter how filthy the scots are or how filthy stpuid and ugly the Irish are because the ladies still can't get enough of us, its the accent.

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  18. Knudsen: Fenian cocksucking wasn't mentioned in your latest posting, as you promised. It was the one prior to that. Get yer facts straight, "Tiny Bitter Balls." And I won't be happy 'til it's mentioned in every single posting from now on. Or at least the comments.

    I'm not entirely won over by the Scottish accent. But to hear "Suck my Fenian cock!" cried out in an Irish accent really gets me going. So you do have a point, I'll admit.

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  19. That wasn't counted as a post, thats something lesser bloggers put up like Youtubes and the like, it was filler.

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  20. Knudsen: Just for that, I'm posting something from YouTube soon.

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