Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Bitch Fight! Carly vs Maidy vs MJ




Has it really been five days since the last bitch fight?

"PERGnant" American Psycho-Bitch-From-Hell Maidy continues to get on my tits therefore the catfight continues.

And look who’s joining in!

It’s none other than Carly of Dorset, England and her spectacular double D’s.




Carly’s fun pillows


(Carly, for those of you who don’t already know, is the long-suffering wife of that filthy mong Steve.)

Let’s hear it for foreign relations, folks.

An American, A Canuck and a Brit fighting it out for top bitch.

We fight dirty! . . .






But wait!

It looks like more than the gloves are coming off! . . .







So which cuntry are you supporting?

69 comments:

  1. Yay, first!


    I'll win of course! I'll sweep the opposition to one side with my Massive Mammarian Marvels and claim the crown of Queen Bitch!

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  2. I'll have to go with Carly as she'll smother the two of you. One for each bap.

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  3. Carly: Just you wait 'til we're all hopped up on caffeine.

    It's only 4:30 a.m. here on the Wet Coast and 7:30 a.m. in MaidyVille.

    We're gonna whoop yer arse!

    Convict: We'll die happy.

    Spikey: How much poutine have you been eating, boy?

    Midget Arse: I'll remember this slight.

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  4. Oh, like me being smothered by a bap will bother me.

    C'mon, Carly, I dare ya! No, I double dog dare ya!

    Whip'em Out, Woman!!!

    *sits and drools with anticipation*

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  5. And stop calling me pergnant, you Canuck cunt!

    It was a TYPO!!!

    *gives MJ wedgie from the front*

    *tries to run while holding large stomach*

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  6. Maidy: You're up!

    And ready to take on the Brit bitch.

    Yeah, c'mon Carly. Show us yer tits.

    *mops up residual Maidy drool*

    *accidentally topples onto Maidy and catches teeth in her garter belt*

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  7. PERGnant Pennsylvanian.

    Get back in here!

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  8. *gets about twenty meters before running out of breath*

    Whew!!

    What was that ... seven, eight kilometers?

    Wow, I'm better than I thought.

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  9. MJ: By the looks of my fat ass, a lot!

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  10. Okay you lot. I need my morning coffee before I'm in bitch fighting form.

    I'll be bock.

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  11. Okay, you can be Bach.

    I prefer Vivaldi myself.

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  12. Maidy: I knock your Quattro Stagioni out of the ring with a solid organ concerto to the backside.

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  13. She said bock, not bach. Now how I am supposed to go to a settement conference with all this going on?

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  14. Spikey: On Steve's blog she also thought I said "PERGnant" not "pregnant."

    Thick

    American

    Bitch

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  15. She claims that PERGnant was a typo on her part.

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  16. Figures.. all they can spell is guns, bud, all you can eat buffet, soda and Marlbro.

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  17. ... she will probably play the old "well Im pregnant and my mind is not working" card !

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  18. Spikey: "guns, bud, all you can eat buffet, soda and Marlbro."

    *laffs and agrees*

    And "Denny's Grand Slam"

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  19. And don't forget "SuperBowl"

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  20. Yep, I smoked Marlboro reds for years. Loved'em!

    And I drink Bud longnecks.

    And I drink soda!

    And both Geo and I are gun owners.

    Geo likes the all-you-can-eat buffets. I let him know you were poking fun at him later.

    And I fucking hate Lenny's.

    And the Super Bowl comment was weak at best.

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  21. You forgot pick-up trucks with rebel flag stickers, by the way.

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  22. Are you scarfing down a box of Krispy Kreams now???

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  23. Tim Hortons donuts kick Krispy Kreme's arse.

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  24. Cripes, I thought I couldn't spell.

    If you're gonna poke fun, at least learn how to spell Krispy Kreme first.

    *looks at the words*

    Ok, maybe we don't know how to spell either.

    Besides, Krispy Kreme folded in our area.

    Now we're stuck with Dunkin Donuts.

    *looks at words*

    Eee-yep, we really don't know how to spell.

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  25. And how many baseball caps do you have?

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  26. And how many cars are up on blocks in your front yard?

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  27. Last count, eight baseball cpas.

    No cars on blocks. There were two when my late husband was still breathing.

    And there are Timmys in America.

    So neener neener neeeeener

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  28. Did you meet Geo at a family reunion?

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  29. No, but I did hear that for most Canucks their family tree looks like a wreath.

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  30. Have a tatoo saying Iluvmom on your arm?

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  31. Maidy only needs one more hole punched in her card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

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  32. Okay, I can honestly say I have NO tattoos.

    But I want one.

    But I'm afraid of needles.

    But I want a tatt.

    But needles scare me.

    Geo has five.

    After JT is born, I'm getting a tatt.

    I would have just given BIRTH, like a fucking needle will bother me then.

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  33. I want another earing (up high) but then again.. I am afraid of snakes. Ok, I reeeeeeeeealy have to prepare for this meeting tomorrow.

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  34. Ah c'mon Spikey. You know you want to ref this fight.

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  35. Yeah, Carly, get out here now!

    We wanna get our hands on those hooters.

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  36. Taking a break.

    Gotta make sure the sprog is ok

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  37. Right.

    Time out!

    *waits for Carly to show up and show 'em off*

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  38. MJ & maidink: Not surprised that you'd love to be smothered to death by a bap.

    Maidink: get the tatt done while giving birth and you won't even notice it.

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  39. girls, girls, girls. why all the bitch fighting?

    poor carly. how did she get dragged into this?

    next time, invite awaiting. she's bored and has nothing else to do. and besides, all southerners know how to fight. except me. i'm a sweet, innocent, southern belle.

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  40. NOBODY IS INNOCENT ON THIS BLOG.

    can't we all just get along?
    at least, right up until just after the booby smothering part.

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  41. Carly is sickening. She is laid out on t'sofa feeling sorry for herself.
    Anyway, she says she's not playing with you girls until mud is involve, lots of mud.
    She wants goop smeared all up over her puppies.
    !!(imminent chubby alert)!!
    Pink- you're a Southern bellend!

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  42. steve - takes one to know one.

    steve - stop using british slang. it's not fair.

    fn - i am too innocent. until proven guilty. ;)

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  43. Convict: I bet you’d love to be smooshed by Carly, so you're one to talk.

    Pink: Why not.

    FN: All will be harmonious once again once Carly has us pinned to the mat(tress).

    Steve: Tell Carly to get back in here.

    A mud bath is being prepared as we speak.

    She’ll be so filthy when we’re finished with her that you won’t recognize here.

    *off to find Maidy and drag her back through the muck*

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  44. I can be smooshed by my own missus; Tatas. She got that name for a reason 38FF.

    Steve give Carly our best.

    Available for translating Steve's slang, although he does make some up himself.

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  45. Convict: Send the missus over to the ring. Let's see how she stacks up next to Carly.

    38FF? What does FF stand for? Flesh fillets? Fun Fujiyamas?

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  46. *wakes up from nap*

    Yawn!

    Ok, I'm back.

    Where's the mud?

    Where's the dirty fighting?

    Where's Carly's puppies????

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  47. *draws soothing mud bath for Maidy*

    *lures Maidy into the tub*

    *evil laugh*

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  48. Now this is a dream!


    *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

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  49. Wait, how does one draw a mud bath?

    And where's the Mr Bubble?

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  50. SID: A pervy variation on the one last night, by the looks of it, eh?

    Can you write a poem about THIS one?

    Maidy: How does one draw a mud bath?

    With a very thick, moistened pencil.

    Mr. Bubble will be along in the form of Piggy when he farts in the mud bath.

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  51. Well look at that...an anagram of the title of your post is thus..

    'Hmm! Vividly scratchy gift jabs!

    Nice.

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  52. SID:

    POME: an acronym for Prisoner of Mother England.

    Apt for a Norn Ironer, eh?

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  53. one can only wonder what tomorrow will bring.

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  54. Dammit!!! Life always has to get in the way and keep me out in the dark on all the juicy stuff!!

    I have been scrapping my ass off and I should've bene here!

    **Carly's breasts are amazing.

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  55. 63 comments, MJ! Is that a record?

    Yes...where IS Carly?

    Still, I guess I have to cheer for Canada...

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  56. Awa: You are so asking to get in on this.

    WW: The record was 83 comments in our first bitch fight on January 30th. I suppose the novelty has worn off by now.

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  57. I thought that the posing in the last photo looked quite
    unladylike
    unprofessional
    and uncomfortable.
    Looks like they are having a farting contest!


    word veri: lickppwk (honest!)

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  58. HE: A farting contest?

    What a great idea!

    Will you volunteer as judge?

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  59. What a nice accommodating wife how about some minge shots?

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  60. Knudsen: How about some shots of your old bitter balls?

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