Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Blogger Bitches

Last night I received a lovely pome by email from none other than our SID (Stupid Irish Daddy.)

SID: The Poet Laureate of Northern Ireland.

SID: The Bard of Bitch Fights, himself.



MJ & Maidy before reading SID's pome



Blogger Bitches

By SID


Is that a ladder in your tights?
Was often heard on February nights
As Maidy and MJ undressed delights,
For their filthy cat bitch fights

How it started? No-one knows
Canuck and Yank as history goes
Two countries, shite, we all agree
"C'mon! They've started and it’s free!"

The favourite is the pregnant Yank
The other one just likes to wank
The bloggers two, oh filthy pair
"Oh look she's grabbed her by the hair"

A pube is ripped from skin so soft
And held by Maidy's hand aloft
MJ screams ...."you dirty cow"
Stilletto heels are piercing now

Geo snaps, a pic is taken!
A breast slipped out, if I'm not mistaken
Cream and mud is thrown by all
The pervs who often like to call

Teeth and legs and scratches too
You can't get better in the zoo
The felines brace and down once more
As MJ tries for oral score

Their fighting now all through the days
The names, the taunts, the filthy ways
For me a Catholic, it is a sin
So why the fuck can't I join in?

Alas, this fights' for brazen hussies
Tarnished nails and broken gussies
And so we watch these bitches brawl
Dirty cunts yes, you and all!




MJ & Maidy after reading SID’s pome

8 comments:

  1. Yay first.

    His talent is wasted. Or is it he that is wasted?

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  2. *wipes away a tear*

    That was soooo beautiful.

    "As MJ tries for oral score"

    *faints*

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  3. Convict:

    Yes, he is wasted.

    Whiskey he’s tasted.

    Maidy: Oral score?

    Yer a dirty bitch.

    Let’s examine these lines from SID’s pome…

    “For me a Catholic, it is a sin
    So why the fuck can't I join in?”

    I suggest we throw him into the mucky mud pit with us. Muck all the guilt out of him. Muck all the Hail Marys and Our Fathers clean out of him.

    Pink: Indeed, it is.

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  4. Uh, ok.

    Yes, excellent poem.

    Tell him to leave poetry to masters and stick to blogging. Yes blogging is for him.

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  5. Oh those Irish are a poetic people. I nearly cried, I did.

    Wait that was just gas. Never mind.

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