Thursday, January 18, 2007

Help Me Clean Up This Blog, Dammit!

This floor could use a good scrubbing…






The floor, I said! My shoes can wait...






NOW you can clean my shoes…






Right. That’s the house done. On to the stables…






And do a PROPER job of it next time!…






Mistress MJ requires help with the housework.

Any volunteers?

22 comments:

  1. Ha! First! Which means I'll join you on the sofa with a bottle or seven and some chocolates, while the man-maids get to work.

    Piggy & Tazzy, make sure you have a wash before exposing yourselves in the skimpy outfits.

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  2. IDV: Those lazy cunts have Tazzy's mum do all the housework.

    We'll teach 'em a thing or two about servitude though, won't we?

    *hands P&T the Personal Wipes box*

    Spikey: You do now!

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  3. Where did you find that Ponyboys picture? It's actually for sale as a video?

    That was one of our personal at home videos. How did someone get hold of it?

    It looks like I'm going to have to sue somebody.

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  4. Pony Boys wear trainers?? I figured it would be some sort of leather boot with horseshoes attached

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  5. Betty: It's a bootleg copy I bought at the flea market.

    It's outselling the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee honeymoon video and all the rest of those celebrity sex tapes.

    I just love watching you and Geoff horsing around.

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  6. Pamer: It 'behooves' Ponyboy to make a trip to the farrier.

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  7. I know that Gerry Hall must be a bit short of dosh since Mick walked out - but you wouldn't think she's have to resort to Spanking the male Maid.

    Mind you - if it's OK for Gerry - Where's that hairbrush?

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  8. Kaz: Jerry's punishing her old flame Bryan Ferry. Remember his song, "Slave to Love"? It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

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  9. I thought I recognised those buttocks Betty - remind me not to come round your place anytime soon. By the way - why not just but a hoover?

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  10. Mutley: It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? That Betty and Geoff are dark 'horses' aren't they? Somebody stop me.

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  11. I've just come home knackered and she's got a handful of fucking sugar lumps.

    She'll be flogging a dead horse tonight.

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  12. Geoff: I'm sure Betty will agree with me when I say it's time you were put out to pasture.

    Spikey: Salute me when you say that.

    Now get back to the windows. You missed a spot.

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  13. In answer to your question, 'No!'

    *kicks IDV in the chunkies on the way out*

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  14. Is that Celine Dion in the second pic?

    The mucky tart!

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  15. Where the FUCK did the blog go??

    Stupid Canuck!

    What the fuck did you do???

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  16. It was ALL WHITE.. one last hope in being clean....

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  17. *grabs bridle and riding crop and goes looking for love in the detergent aisle*

    who mucks out after the ponyboy?

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  18. Well you DO have nice legs.

    I thought my cabana boy days were over, but...OK. No brushes though.

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  19. Piggy: Your French Maid outfit isn't back from the cleaners yet anyway.

    Tazzy: Yes, that’s Celine Dion with her slave, René Angélil. After a good boot-licking, she’ll trample his pathetic wee cock as she hits high C.

    Maidy: I thought the Blogger HazMat team removed my blog for sterilization.

    Spikey: Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

    FN: Who mucks out after Ponyboy? Whoever leaves the next comment. Oh looks who’s here…

    WW: See comment to FN.

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  20. I swear that'a Tazzy's ass in the last pic! Didn't he say he posed from publication!

    I betcha that's his arse!

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