Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Free from Impurities


This place is a tip! Let’s tidy up.



Infomaniac has been busy chucking all the muck under the carpet.

It still feels a little smutty in here, doesn’t it?

What we need are a few good cleaning products.

Let’s see what’s available.


Manly Soap Dispenser…




larger image here.



Cum Clean Cock Washer soap…



Cum Kleen Personal Wipes…

“Get it off after getting off”
*suggests Tazzy and Piggy try using these instead of the curtains*



With products like these, there’s no excuse for filth on this blog anymore.

25 comments:

  1. does that cock washer cum in large? I see how it could get my rooster's neck clean but what about the wings?

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  2. Question? Do the personal wipes cum in Aloe?

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  3. Old Knudsen: Well look who’s here… the salty seaman himself! So you had a look through the keyhole and decided to open the door? Welcome, you crazy old fucker. Rest your old bitter bollocks here awhile.

    I can’t answer your question about cock washing so for information on cock care, visit Farmer Giles’ Cock Blog.

    Spikey: Aloe? Aloe? Is dis ting on? Maudit tabernak!

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  4. Cheeky cunt. Our curtains are spunk virgins.

    Our socks and not-so-fluffy-anymore stuffed puppy, on the other hand...

    Besides, theres never much mess after Tazzy's rather gorgeous big tongue has lapped up any spillage.

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  5. Piggy: Skanky twat!

    If you've violated Teddy Canuck, I'm bringing him home to Canada.

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  6. Teddy Canuck has indeed seen things other Canuck teddies haven't.

    We'd call that privileged.

    He's such a lucky Teddy.

    As yet, he hasn't partaken of the pleasures we have to offer him.

    His time will cum.

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  7. Spikey: Pute.

    Piggy: Pervs.

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  8. Oui! Interesse? Je vous donnerai un rabais...

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  9. Spikey: Plotte sale.

    Et ou est la chienne américaine, Maidink, aujourd'hui?

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  10. I came here before a couple of times and meant to bookmark you then I didn't see you etc etc. I have taken to using cum instead of come in my writings, I also use it for hair gel.

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  11. I learned from you! As for Maidink.. not sure, selling her shit by the looks of it.

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  12. These products are a clean freaks dream cum true!

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  13. Old Knudsen: Cum again.

    Spikey: Do you think Maidy will give us "un rabais"?

    Pru: Or just plain "freaks" dream cum true.

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  14. I would hope so seeing I will be Dink's future father-in-law!

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  15. Spikey: Ah yes, the arranged marriage.

    And did you know that Maidy's naming the next child after me?

    So I should get a discount too.

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  16. HEY!!!!

    No fucking fair! Y'all speaking that French stuff.

    I can't defend myself.

    You fuckers ... I will EXACT my revenge.

    But the wedding is still on.

    And I'm NOT naming the little one after MJ or Pink, dammit!!!!!

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  17. Maidy: Like we're worried.

    Décidément, elle est folle. Eh Spikey?

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  18. Then perhaps we should have a three-some!??

    Yeppers!

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  19. Okay, you two Canuck fuckers.

    It took a few minutes, but I translated everything via Babel Fish.

    a) I am not

    b) Even if I was, you still get nothing

    c) Not even a cut price

    d) fuck off (and not in a good way)

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  20. Spikey: Are you off your meds?

    Maidy: I called Spikey a whore. And a dirty cunt. Not you. I called YOU an American bitch. Which you are. Get a better translation service.

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  21. I.

    can't.

    type.

    laughing.

    too.

    hard.

    Well dang, I just typed, but still, that was some funny shite!

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  22. Awa: Don't pee your pants.

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  23. Thats what I thought.. oh well, I have been told I guess.

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  24. You still get nothing ... fuckers

    And yes, I am a bitch.

    Actually, I am THE bitch.

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