Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Bitch Fight!




The gloves are off!


It's the catfight you've been waiting for.


American-Psycho-Bitch-From-Hell Maidy vs Infomaniac Canucklehead MJ







Who’s your money on?


We’ve thrown the rulebook out the window so tell us what you wanna see.

83 comments:

  1. We’ve thrown the rulebook out the window so tell us what you wanna see.

    A paddling pool full of jelly or oil.

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  2. MJ is obviously the one on her back with her legs in the air.

    We’ve thrown the rulebook out the window so tell us what you wanna see

    Maidy having quintuplets. In all the gory detail.

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  3. Oh, for fuck's sake ... not again.

    Quintuplets??? I'm not a fucking hamster!

    It figures. Leave it to a nasty, baby seal clubbing Canuck to beat up an innocent, mild, timid pregnant American.

    Oh, the shame.

    *dumps ice down MJs shirt and pushes her in peach Jell-o paddling pool*

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  4. Convict: Consider it done. The stage is set. Let's get ready to rumble!

    Piggy: With you as midwife.

    Maidy:

    *mixes a cocktail with the ice*

    *pulls Maidy's hair*

    *snaps her bra*

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  5. Oh, I'm not giving you the upper hand this time.

    *takes off bra*

    Wow, does that feel better.

    And you fucking bitch, you KNOW I can't drink!

    *knocks cocktail out of MJs hand*

    *gives MJ wedgie*

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  6. *tweaks Maidy's nipples and picks up shortwave radio station in Tokyo*

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  7. Hey, kewl!

    As big as these pups have gotten thus far, you'd think I'd pick up something in Brazil.

    *tweaks MJs nipples and gets walkie-talkie conversation from 200 metres away*

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  8. *smooshes Maidy's head with Magnificent Pontoons of Love*

    *Maidy begs to come up for air*

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  9. Wait ... your pontoons or mine?

    *whips around and slaps MJ upside head with left tit*

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  10. Mine, obviously. In all their splendour.

    *feigns injury from Maidy's itty bitty titties*

    *bites her beestings*

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  11. ** Drinking my Tims coffee slowly and watching all the action **

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  12. Spikey: Make mine a double double. With a honey crueller.

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  13. *looks down*

    Umm, I don't think so.

    Oh, Spikey, I'll take a Timmys and a dozen donuts ... to go! Ta!

    *pushes MJ face first in Jell-o and jumps on her*

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  14. Jumps on her or from behind?

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  15. INTERMISSION

    Time out for the all-important Canadian morning ritual...

    The Tim Hortons coffee break.

    Oh shit! Geo's here!

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  16. Hi, hun!

    I'm jumping on her full weight!!!!

    Hee hee hee

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  17. Can't you read?

    Ignorant American.

    I said "Time out!"

    INTERMISSION.

    Back after coffee break.

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  18. Has this turned into a three-some now??? Hmmmm. This coffee is good. Dont mind me, I will just watch. ;)
    Sorry no coffees for you gals. How about I will treat the winner ?

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  19. *waits for maidy to squirt MJ in the eyes with lactating nipples*

    Honestly, I would be well impressed considering how many directions they can spray in. Oh, and I'm offering to lick it up.

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  20. Lactating nipples? That's fucking disgusting!

    *heaves*

    I want to know why the woman stood up in the second pic doesn't have a strap-on? That would've been a much more interesting pic.

    Especially for Maidy Hamster.

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  21. *grabs left tit and aims at MJ*

    Reach for the sky

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  22. Wait a minute! I'm still on coffee break!

    *uses Maidy's milk duds as creamers*

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  23. I have actually tasted breast milk.. carry on.

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  24. My money's on the pregnant one.

    Once "The Masked X" starts kicking, MJ will be screaming like a wee Piggy.


    Go on knee her in the crud Maidy!

    *throws broken Jameson bottle into the fray*

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  25. What the hell is a "crud"?

    Stupid Oirish Cunt.

    *flicks Maidy's bean*

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  26. Oooooo!!!

    *big smile*

    That was an evil distraction.

    *knees MJ in the crud*

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  27. (I don't believe that has the same effect as it does on guys)

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  28. *challenges Maidy to a good old-fashioned clam-jousting*

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  30. my money's on maidy! go maidy go!

    **puts on cd that plays canadian national anthem to distract mj**

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  31. *Takes cd off as the tune is shite,and is upsetting everyone especially Mater Maidy.*



    Bet you weren't expecting those there when you kneed her in the crud Maidy?

    Your doing good girl.

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  32. My votes def on Maidy.

    *refills the Jell-o and wonders why Maidy had to pick such a disgusting flavor like peach. How are we supposed to lick off the victor?*

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  33. What the fuck is SID on about? Take the marbles out of yer mouth you incoherent Oirish fuck.

    *waves to Savvy even though she's misguidedly chosen Maidy*

    And where the hell is that bitch Maidy?

    *notes that she fecked off after I challenged her to a clam-jousting*

    Coward!

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  34. I didn't feck off, you nasty little Canuck

    I just don't know what the fuck ou are talking about!

    And peach jell-o doesn't stain the skin like Cherry does, Savvy.

    Not like I would know that or anything.

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  35. I must be as slow as MJ *waving back* because I just got SID's comment.

    My apologies MJ, but I'm from S. Florida, which may as well be called South Canuckland for as many of y'all are down here, and y'all drive way too slow!

    Maidink - if you're naked, does it really matter about the staining?

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  36. Lordy, I'm slow today. I'm just gonna fade back into the sidelines with a "GO MAIDINK!" and "TEAM AMERICA!"

    Oh, fuck it, let me hold the round card, you don't need to be smart for that.

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  37. Yeah, but you have to at least know what round it is ... DUH!!!

    And I don't want to look like a giant blood clot!

    Mj, however, wouldn't care,

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  38. well, goodness, don't hurt poor baby pink jr. when you're wrestling around in all the jello.

    don't forget to step on sid!

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  39. Pink: SID won't enter the pool unless it's full of Jamesons.

    Savvy: Never you mind. We have folk from Mississippi who visit our blogs.

    *gives Maidy a frontal wedgie for not completing her sentence*

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  40. Umm, ok, due to new circumstances that have just developed, I am revisiting MJs challenge to a clam jousting.

    You're on!!!

    *breaks out Adam and Eve kit*

    I'm just waiting for Geo to get the camcorder.

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  41. AND THE BABY IS NOT BABY PINK MJ!!!!

    No need to worry about the little tyke. CX is happy and safe.

    And rooting for Mommy!

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  42. *asks for a member of the audience to oil up the contestants as we advance to the next round*

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  43. Pssst, Savvy, now is your cue to hold up your round card!

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  44. Oooh, oooh, I'll be shine slave!

    Shit! Did I say that aloud?

    *looks around, wondering if anyone heard her*

    So, yeah, woohoo, on to the next round!

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  45. Sorry, Maidink, got all distracted.

    What round are we on again?

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  47. Umm, I have no idea. Not like anyone is looking at the card anyway.

    Just smile and look cute ... that's all the job requires anyway.

    And flash your boobs.

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  48. i resent the mississippi comment.

    **waves picture of naked tazzy in front of mj**

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  49. had a better idea

    **waves picture of naked steve in front of mj**

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  50. OK, yes, I can do that, but that would distract from the fight at hand, wouldn't it?

    *flashes boobs anyway*

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  51. Is the camera rolling yet?

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  52. No, no, no. It doesn't distract at all. It helps!

    And besides, I wanted to see them.

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  53. I don't know where Geo went to. Dammit.

    *sets up camcorder on tripod*

    Okay, toots, you ready?

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  54. With my current girth, easier on top.

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  55. yeah, without the psycho look.

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  56. Shouldn't I at least take you out for a drink first?

    Maybe dinner and a movie?

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  57. Umm, well, that would be nice. Dinner and a movie.

    Ta.

    But no drinks *points at tummy* he's not crazy about that stuff just yet.

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  58. Ooh, you better watch it, MJ's gonna try and pull a fast one on you...

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  59. *lies on back, kicks out legs and forces Maidy into a headlock*

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  60. Force a headlock? You're joking, right?

    And yes, i am getting there, Piggy.

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  61. *prays that Maidys waters don't break just yet*

    I just heard MJ let off a little fart.

    Oh yes, sneaky gas attack Maidy,cover the nose.

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  62. Where have I been - I've fucking missed the entire show!
    I did pop a chubby catching the replay though!
    My bets were always on MJ - she with the extending rubber neck!
    Breast milk - yum!
    Pinky - I sent you that photo in confidence - you promised it was for your own personal use only - I bet you peeled the laminate off it too - you bitch.
    Carry on girls - I'm still waiting for the clam joust!

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  63. mmmmmmmm......clams!

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  64. Time out while Maidy holds SID down as I sit on his face.

    Steve, would you care for some clam dip?

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  65. *Takes photo for future photoshopping*

    Its anchovy Steve!

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  66. SID: You were comment number 69.

    Steve: It's an all-you-can-eat clam buffet.

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  67. i don't really remember promising to keep it quiet, steveo. in fact, i'm sure i promised to show everyone. it's not my fault they laughed so hard maidink almost went into labor.

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  68. Shit. You're all too busy chattering to enjoy the picture.

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  69. Maidy and I have called 'time out' for dinner.

    We'll be back later to take up where we left off.

    Suggested holds and dirty moves welcomed in the meantime.

    *throws banana peel at Gorilla*

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  70. Fucking clamtastic!

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  71. maidy and mj have called a momentary truce so they both can go and stuff their faces.

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  72. Want dessert?

    *grabs Reddi-wip dispenser*

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  73. Annnnnd, what do you plan on doing with that?

    *sly smile*

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  74. Come back in the morning and we'll take up where we left off.

    Bitch Fight! Part Deux.

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  75. well I'm knackered and of course aroused.

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  76. Awesome..the perfect comment storm.

    Actually I had a picture just like that hidden in my Kaptain Kangaroo lunchbox back in the day when we had those stupid safety drills in the backyard bomb shelter.

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