Cooking Disasters

You've told us about your baking disasters. Now tell us about your cooking disasters.

Baking Disasters

We know that some of you are Queens in the Kitchen but have you ever had a BAKING DISASTER? Or a baking project that didn't turn out quite the way you planned?

We here at the Infomaniac Bakery would love to hear your story.

Before You Leave the House

Have you Bitches asked yourselves these questions?...

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What's the Story? #1

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac entitled, "What's the Story?"

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The Mistress will post an image, such as the one above. It's up to you Bitches to tell the story of what's going on in the image. 

You can do this by adding snippets of dialogue or plot detail. It's up to you. The point is for each of you to contribute in any way you wish to advance the story, and keep it moving along.

Whomever arrives here first gets to start the story.

Enjoy, Bitches!

Crisco Party Meets Butter Stick Treatment

Let's combine the fun of a Crisco party with the therapeutic benefits of an Infomaniac House of Beauty Butter Stick Treatment...

Crisco Butter Flavor Shortening Sticks!

The Betty White Challenge

The #Betty White Challenge is a trending hashtag throughout social media. The challenge is simple: donate to any local or national animal shelter, rescue or agency in White's name on Jan. 17th on what would have been her 100th birthday....

If you can give $5, please do. If you can afford more, please be generous.  I've already given, and I hope you will too.

The Mistress's favourite Betty White quote.

Betty's goal was simple: she wanted every animal healthy, happy and loved.

Mistress Maddie Wins The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Congratulations, Mistress Maddie! 

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See Miss Scarlet's post about our glorious winner, here.

The Freakin' Green Boxer Briefs

Due to the popularity of the Freakin' Green Posing Pouches (sold out!) we have created another line of men's underwear: the Freakin' Green Boxer Briefs, as seen below, modeled by Mistress Maddie...

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Get them while they're hot!

More (or Less) of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Whilst browsing the comments on Mr. DeVice's post about The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, I saw that Mistress Maddie asked, "I myself wonder why there isn't a Freakin' Green Elf Jock Strap?" We here at Infomaniac have tried to remedy the situation with The Freakin' Green Elf Posing Pouch...

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From Butter to Beans

Previously, we reported on a Canadian butter heist. Now we turn to beans. Soybeans. It rained soybeans in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada...

Story here.

Like Buttah

HEADLINE...

Full story here. 

Trucks last seen en route to the Infomaniac House of Beauty.

Miss Scarlet's famous "Butter Stick Treatment" at the Infomaniac House of Beauty. Legal proceedings pending.

Celebrate the New Year with The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts

Ring in the New Year by entering The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition!

Discoballs and green shorts. A new year and a new chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.

Miss Scarlet is hosting The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition. Click here to read all about it.

You have until Saturday 15th January 2022.

Blow 2021 Out Yer Arse!

 Blow 2021 out yer arse!

Here's to a better year ahead.  (Although didn't I say that last year?)

New Year's Eve Parties

 Are you planning a New Year's Eve party?

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On behalf of your fellow human beings throughout the entire world, please DON'T. 

This has been a public health message from the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

We here at Infomaniac hope that you will not be affected by the candy cane shortage aka the Candy Cane Crisis of 2021...

In any case, it's time for The Mistress to don her Mistletoe Belt Buckle - an Infomaniac annual tradition. Unlike the Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event (now hosted by Mr. DeVice) and the Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (now managed by Rimpy Rimpington), The Mistress has not yet farmed out the Mistletoe Belt Buckle tradition.

Merry Christmas, Bitches! And stay safe.

Freshening Up Tactics for Knickers and More

The Mistress is frustrated that she cannot read the small print on how to renew her knickers...

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Thankfully, we're only a month away from Buy New Underwear Day which you might recall from this previous post. 

Are you planning to buy new underwear or will you attempt to renew your knickers?

Sausage Fest

 I was inspired by Cookie's MEAT PARTY to hold my own SAUSAGE FEST...

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You're all invited!

Ice Breaker

 For the next Infomaniac party...

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Zip it open and let 'em have it!

The Garden Photos Event is in Full Swing

The Infomanic Garden Photos Event 2021 is in full swing. The event is now brilliantly hosted by Mr. DeVice so get yourselves over there to see what's being revealed...

Click here to view the posts as they're published.

Coffee or Cock?

Which is more likely to get you out of bed in the morning? Coffee or cock?