Saturday, April 10, 2021

Handbag Hygiene

Bitches, stop placing your handbags on the floor. 

Bathroom floors, particularly those in public spaces are notoriously germ-ridden. Think of the bodily fluids lurking there. Harmful bacteria can transfer from the floor to your purse and then to you. 

Hang your handbag on the door handle instead. If no door handle is available, hang the bag around your neck. Yes, I've done this, and then complained to management about the lack of door handles in the restroom stalls. 

It's not just bodily fluids that are lurking in the stalls so double-wrap the handbag handle around the door handle to deter purse snatchers who may try to reach over from the neighbouring stall and steal it.

If germs aren't enough to convince you to hang up your handbag, consider this: my friend's purse was stolen while she was on the loo. She had set her handbag on the floor. Someone in the next stall simply reached under and grabbed it. You Bitches can get your knickers down in record time but nobody can get their pants up quickly enough to catch a purse-snatcher.

Once you've arrived home, avoid setting your handbag on a kitchen counter or dining room table or bed where the bacteria may once again transfer.

It's not just the bottom of your bag that's a concern. Studies have found that the dirtiest part of the bag is the handle—it carries more bacteria than the average toilet seat!

And that shopping cart in the photo? Shopping carts have been found to contain saliva, bacteria and even fecal matter.

Your opinions and suggestions are welcome.

Thursday, April 08, 2021

Slacking on Shaving

Apparently, men are shaving less during the pandemic while women are shaving more.

When was the last time you shaved? 

Saturday, April 03, 2021

Monday, March 29, 2021

Quick Tricks With Cheese

Please tell us about your quick tricks with cheese.

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Fifteen Feckin' Years

 I've replenished the Vodka Fountain for you, Bitches...

... as Infomaniac celebrates its FIFTEENTH feckin' anniversary on March 23rd.

Sunday, March 21, 2021

Happy Birthday, Mr. DeVice!

March 22nd is Mr. DeVice's birthday. Fancy a weenie roast?


Thursday, March 18, 2021

A New High in Cake Mixes

Bitches, what kind of cake makes you moist? Or gets you high? (Click on images to enlarge)...




 


Thursday, March 11, 2021

Crocs Underpants

 Miss Normadesmond has brought a new fashion trend to my attention. The Crocs Brief...

 
Also known as Gator Briefs™️, these "do anything & go anywhere underwear" are designed with holes in front to ensure a healthy air flow.

Tuesday, March 09, 2021

Monday, March 08, 2021

What is Going on Here?





(click pic to enlarge a little) 

We here at Infomaniac value your opinion. What is going on in this scene?

Thursday, March 04, 2021

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Thursday, February 11, 2021

Wall Posters

 

When you were a youth, did you decorate your bedroom walls with posters? 

If so, what kind of posters? Celebrities? Movies? Musicians? Art? Advertising? Other?

Saturday, February 06, 2021

Digging Out

Number 153 of my 154 drafty drafts...
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Click photo to enlarge.

It's particularly appropriate to my little corner of the world in early February.

Monday, February 01, 2021

Experimental Underwear Association

Mr. DeVice mentioned here that he has 16 unpublished blog drafts. He wondered if anyone else had a load of half-finished blog posts languishing in their drafts folders. He went on to ask, "If I show you mine, will you show me yours?" And so, here is the first of my 154 drafts...


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The other 153 drafts should keep me going for the remainder of 2021.

Thursday, December 31, 2020

Happier New Year

 We're all a bit grumpy...

Here's to a happier new year.

And a happy birthday to Miss Savannah!

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

The Magic (Wand) of Christmas

Use this magic wand to remind others to keep six feet apart...

And now, it's time to don your Mistletoe Belt Buckles...


As we get into the swing of the holidays.

 

Merry Christmas, Bitches! Stay safe and healthy for feck's sake. 

Monday, December 07, 2020

The Infomaniac Marching Band

 Introducing the Infomaniac Marching Band...

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Friday, November 27, 2020

A Canuck in Crocs

Our fair country, Canada, is north of USA.
Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay.
You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks.
Well, we don't need no microchips inside our hockey pucks.

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We're proud to be Canadian.
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse.
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian.
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse.
- The Arrogant Worms

Justin Bieber launched his own line of Crocs in October. They are sold out. 

It's time to retire the the Proud Canadian song.