National Underwear Day

Briefly:

National Underwear Day is underway on the streets of New York City.

Dozens of male and female models clad only in their tighty-whities, roam the most visible areas of Manhattan; Times Square, Penn Station, and Rockefeller Center, to name a few.

The models, armed with clipboards, poll pedestrians on their undergarment preferences.

National Underwear Day is a celebration of underwear that encourages people to "put more thought into the first thing they put on each day."

Please note that this is a day to wear your underwear in public and not on your head as in a previous posting.





Special Note to Tazzy:

Today is also National Rice Pudding Day. Where’s the special rice pud you promised me?

The Rooney Effect

A study finds that men are ditching the carefully-groomed culture of footballer David Beckham in favour of a more rough-and-ready "Wayne Rooney" look.

Totally Wasted

Posting delayed while I doze off for a few hours.

Ronaldinho Bottle Opener

Since the World Cup ended, I’ve been very restrained in posting anything football-related but I can’t hold back any longer.

No, it’s not more shirtless Italian footballers although I have some fab new photos of Fabio Cannavaro that I’m tempted to post.

It’s the Ronaldinho Bottle Opener!


The original creation can be found at www.ewardmodels.com

Pants on Head

Welcome to Pants on Head.

Photos of people wearing pants (underpants) on their heads.


Via [Geisha Asobi]

Scottish Answering Machine

Press the ‘play’ button on the Scottish Answering Machine.

Vancouver Pride 2006

Vancouver sparkled in glitter and glam as the 28th annual Vancouver Pride Parade was held today. Here’s a few pics.



Belles of the ball




Peace to you all




Air Canada – Come fly with me




A graduate from the DJ Taz School of Broadcasting




Booty-full




Tutu much




These boys have found a creative way to store their pooper scooper bags




The End

Happy Birthday, Tazzy!

Come to Mama, Tazzy

Everybody say it along with me… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Who’s a precious poofter?

Today, August 6th, is our Tazzy’s 38th birthday. If you don’t already know, Tazzy is the butch half of Tazzy and Piggy. (Piggy will kill me for that.)

If Tazzy wasn’t a confirmed cock jockey, I’d eat him up.

Taz shares his birthday with Geri Halliwell, 34

and Barbara Windsor, 69

Happy Birthday from all of us,Tazzy. I hope that Piggy makes all your birthday wishes come true.

Here’s a birthday cake just for you . . .

Friday Night – Somewhere in Ireland

Piggy warms up for the Paddy Power All Ireland Karaoke Final.

Pub on Wheels

The Fietscafe® is a mobile pub in Holland, for groups of up to 17 people per bike, who can transport themselves by moving the pedals.

Not all guests have to cycle; the Fietscafe® is provided with 10 freewheels, so you can change seats from time to time.

You need a sober driver and of course, the best bartender looks after the beer and drinks.



(Thanks, Margy)

Tazzy and Piggy’s Big Irish Adventure

Everybody’s favourite Yorkshire poofs…


Tazzy and Piggy


will soon be on their way to visit everyone’s favourite Oirishman …


SID



at SID’s house in Belfast …





Belfast is a big city but there’ll be a sign pointing the way to SID’s house…





Tazzy and Piggy, like all good houseguests, will bring a gift for Mrs. SID (who, from this time on, will be known as SID’s Bird) …




SID’s Bird, in turn, has posted the house rules …




The Earth Angels (SID’s kids) will be dressed in their finest …


My Daddy’s an Eejit


And SID will put out the welcome mat …




Have fun, fellas!

Nob Scan

nobscan.com exists to show scanned pictures of male genitalia in flaccid and humorous states.

Includes a helpful guide on how to scan your nob and submit your pic to their gallery.

Guess the Blogger

Our next installment of ‘Guess the Blogger’ brings us this cuddly creature.

Who amongst us could it be?

The answer will magically appear in this space before midnight Pacific Time.

(Keep those ‘Guess the Blogger’ pics coming in.)




Answer: This loveable Mall Monster is our Tazzy! Gosh, it must be hot under there, Taz. Would you like me to help you remove that costume?

Note to all the straight fellas who read this blog: Fed up with looking at Tazzy and Piggy? Tune in to “Guess the Blogger” next week when a comely lass will be featured.

It’s in His Kiss

Does he love me I wanna know
How can I tell if he loves me so
Is it in his eyes?
Oh no you'll be deceived
Is it in his eyes?
Oh no he'll make believe
If you wanna know if he loves you so
It's in his kiss
That's where it is

-- The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)

Cher summed it up best in The Shoop Shoop Song. If you want to know the depth of a man’s ardour, you can tell by the way he kisses.

A recent poll indicates that some men are not measuring up when it comes to kissing.

Top 10 Turn Offs:

Bad breath
Bad teeth
Sloppy style
Cracked lips
Stubble
Spots
Hairy noses
Food stuck in teeth
Chewing gum
Cold sores

Add clumsy smooching into the mix including:

Clashing teeth
Stubble burn
Banging noses
Lip-biting
Tongue biting
Head butts

So tell us… would you continue to date someone if their kissing style wasn’t up to your standards?

Can a bad kisser be trained and improved with practice?

Feel free to contribute your tips on good kissing techniques or add on to the bad kissers’ list above.

Smooches. xx.

Open Call for ‘Guess the Blogger’

'Guess the Blogger' wants YOU to submit your photo.

I’ll post your pic and Infomaniac’s readers will try to guess your identity.

So far on ‘Guess the Blogger’ we’ve seen Piggy’s arse. Surely there are more of you just waiting to be exposed.

So what are you waiting for? Email your photo today! (Email address on my Blogger Profile.)

Clothing optional. Arse photos given priority.

Reading is Sexy

A poll suggests that reading a book on the beach can lead to romance.

Alistair Spalding, marketing executive at Borders UK that commissioned the survey, said: "It's clear from our study that your choice of book can be a passport to summer romance, with your beach read directly influencing your desirability.

"Of course we've always promoted interesting books, but if reading them makes you sexier on the beach - even better!"

Over-Excited? Too Turned On?

Horny Remover from Japan.

We are thinking much about human body.
Enjoy promoting your health with our healthy goods.

The UK’s ‘Most Annoying’ List

James Blunt

“Singer James Blunt is more irritating than traffic wardens, noisy neighbours and estate agents, according to a poll ranking the UK's most annoying things.”

The top ten most annoying things are:

1. Cold callers
2. Caravans
3. Queue jumpers
4. James Blunt
5. Traffic wardens
6. Tailgaters
7. Brown nosers
8. Chantelle and Preston
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours
11. Tazzy and Piggy

Read the complete list of the top 100 most annoying things in The Mirror.

Did they miss anything?

A Tale of Two Bogs

An American cranberry drink company has launched a new advertising campaign as illustrated in the photo above.

The ad shows a couple of farmers standing knee-deep in a cranberry bog, i.e. a wetland area where cranberries are cultivated.

I’m not sure this same campaign slogan would be successful in the UK where “bog” has an entirely different meaning...




British “bog”

Cattle Shed Striptease

Prince Charles, patron of the Welsh Black Cattle Society, not available for comment


The Welsh Black Cattle Society found itself at the centre of controversy after reports of a striptease in a cattle shed. A woman got on a table and stripped naked in front of 150 people.

Witnesses said the woman was hosed down during the performance with water normally used to wash and feed the cattle.

One witness, who did not want to be named, said security guards rushed to the scene late on Tuesday, but had difficulty grabbing the woman because the water had made her skin slippery.

Another said the woman's thong, discarded during the act, was returned to her on the end of a pitchfork used to muck out the cattle lines.