Wednesday, October 21, 2015

YOUR GARDEN PICS!

Presenting the FIFTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT!



Your gardens have it all: from parrots to potatoes.

NOTE: It is ESSENTIAL that you click on the photos to enlarge them for maximum beauty.

JON in London, England:

This is the first real year for our new garden, having had to move unexpectedly last summer (every plant we had having to be transferred in pots).

Despite the really cold and crappy weather in May, June and into July, and a constant battle with foxes (at least till we put the barbed wire up) we are delighted with the results...





Greedy bitches that we are, despite only renting this place we decided that the one bed I dug last autumn was not enough, so I dug out another patch of scrub-grass, and we set about filling it.

We also reclaimed the moss-patch behind the hideous apple tree parterre for nasturtiums and bluebells, edged the whole back wall with a row of troughs - and I built a trellis-box planter (out of part of a wardrobe someone had put out with the bins)!



The early part of the year progressed from daffodils, crocus, frillilaria, violas, anemones, bluebells, tulips and wallflowers through to aquilegia, calendula, osteospermum, alliums, foxgloves, nicotiana "Roulette mixed", lupins, asarina, liles ("Honeymoon" and "Stargazer"; we lost the Lilium regale to fungus) and stocks.

The "stars" were (clockwise from left) Allium cristophii, Nicotiana mutabilis (which flowered consistently from June to September), Alcea rosea (Hollyhock) "Nigra" (which reached 11ft 9" - almost a record-breaker!) and an appropriately-named Martagon lily, "Nicotine"



Once this country began to have some warmth (not till late July/early August; it truly was a bad mid-summer), so the rest of the plants began to take off - including canary creeper, mirabilis, dahlias, Nicotiana sylvestris, phlox, heliotrope, agastache, coreopsis, penstemons, salvias, nasturtiums, gladioli, montbretia, fuchsias and verbena.

The "stars" now include (clockwise from left) Salvia patens "Deep Blue", Cosmos "Sensation mixed", Ipomoea (Morning Glory) “Heavenly Blue” and the fantabulosa Coboea scandens (which is up to our gutters, from seed sown this year - as the majority of our plants are):



And it doesn't end yet - the frosts have not arrived so it's still an absolute joy out there, and we're already planning for next year!


LX in Texas, U.S.A.:

The produce section at the supermarket is the closest I get to gardening these days.

Did I win yet?...




PRINCESS in Australia:



A long cold and dry Winter hasn't helped this year but I did have a visit over several days during Winter from a pair of lovely parrots in the palm tree which added a splash of colour to the gloom...





The Flag Iris have done fairly well despite the lack of water, the pale mauve and mauve with purple ruffle have been exquisite and flowered just this week! (they must have known The Mistress would be issuing an edict.) But I'm still waiting for the drift of flag Irises planted last year to start showing off, the early arrivers  which should be in the next week or so, along with the roses that are also just coming into bud. I'll pop them up on my blog once they flower properly.








MR. DeVICE at Castle DeVice in Norfolk, England:

I haven't really taken any photos of the whole garden (and I'm not doing so now as it's in a right state!), only close-ups of various blooms and foliage.

So, I've sifted through them all, chosen my favourites, and smushed them together into a gigantic picture! I have reduced the size somewhat from its original 5.82MB, though. These have been taken from June through to August...



I've also included a smushed-photos picture of my back passage. As you can see, my seat can take two quite comfortably, and the growth around it is quite luxuriant, if a little spikey in places...




NORMA in Minnesota, U.S.A.:

You won’t believe the mileage I get with my garden...



An errant corgi included...




Mr. Peenee in San Francisco, California, U.S.A.:

Even though San Francisco is suffering through the most severe drought in recorded history, my yard seems not to notice. In fact the yellow roses had one of their absolute best years. I suppose some things enjoy deprivation, I wouldn't know.

The tall pink hollyhock looking thing is a native mallow. It was "only" six feet tall because I pruned it back. Probably be Godzilla if I didn't.


















MAGO in Germany:

Plant A & plant B sadly became straw, or however it is called. They got really dry and are slowly falling apart on the window sill of my sleeping room. I have no idea why I still haven't tossed them out - maybe I become shmaltzy sentimental.

So it is a lawn ornament I send to you...



THE END



Monday, October 19, 2015

Knock Out

A knock-out win gives Canada a new leader, Justin Trudeau...







Just as Richard Nixon predicted!

You may remember our new leader's father, himself a former leader of our nation...



And our new leader's mother, shown here in her Studio 54 days....



Off you go to work now...



Note: Your garden pics post is coming soon.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Coming Soon - The Big Reveal!

Are you ready to reveal what you've got?...



The Fifth Annual Garden Photos Event is coming soon!

Friday, October 16th is the last day to submit photos of your gardens, plants and flowers.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Show Us What You've Got!

Apologies for not giving you advance notice of The Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event. I really didn't think I'd have time to prepare it.



If you took photos of your garden this year in anticipation of THE FIFTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT, you may submit them.

Submit a photo or photos of your garden. If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb about your photo(s).

Please have your pics emailed to me by Friday, October 16th and I'll post them as soon as I can.

Friday, October 09, 2015

10 Years of Inexplicable DeVice!

Happy 10th blogiversary to Mr. DeVice and his blog, Inexplicable DeVice! TEN YEARS!!! Help yourself to CAKE, Bitches...



Let's reminisce, shall we?

Who can forget when he accidentally singed off his eyebrow?

Or that time he showed up at an Infomaniac Pool Party wearing a leopard-print bikini and pearl necklace?...



Or when he won and then hosted The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition?...





Or that sex tape of Mr. DeVice, down at the docks, fellating Finnish sailors? Unfortunately, the link is broken so we can't show you.

However, we here at Infomaniac DID manage to get some footage of his test results from the medical clinic...



He's 6 foot 5 inches of fun!



We're delighted to say he's an Infomaniac Bitch and an Inexplicable WITCH.

Grab a cocktail glass and join Mr. DeVice in the Gincuzzi, won't you?...



Thursday, October 08, 2015

Sunday, October 04, 2015

Tinfoil Galore!

The entries are in over at Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats & Tiaras Competition, Bitches.



CLICK HERE to see all the entries.

If you wish to vote, you have until Friday the 9th of October.

Saturday, October 03, 2015

We Sure Could Use a Little Good News Today

♪Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town
Nobody OD'd, nobody burned a single building down
Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain
We sure could use a little good news today




I never thought I'd post the lyrics to an Anne Murray tune here on Infomaniac. (Feel free to mock me, as I suspect you will.)

In this song, our Annie "expresses despair over all of the violence and suffering she reads about in newspapers and witnesses on TV news coverage, and notes how wonderful it would be if, for just one day, the newspapers and television news anchors had nothing to report, because they had "nothing bad to say"."



The Mistress has a friend who is always upbeat; a real "glass half-full" kinda guy. "Mr. Happy," as I call him, has a beautiful home, a loving wife, and the time and money to pursue his passions. But as we know, those ingredients aren't necessarily the key to happiness. So I asked him, "What's your secret?" and he replied, "I don't read the news."

Personally, I like to be informed of what's going on in the world so I read the papers and watch the newscasts on TV. But it's enough to make you weep or crawl back under the covers.

To counteract all the bad news the papers deem fit to print, I click HERE and I suggest you try it out for yourselves. Their daily good news just might restore your shaky faith in humanity.

Friday, October 02, 2015

Now Accepting Memberships

Join the club...


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In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Gossip Girls


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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Tinfoil Top Hats & Tiaras

As annual competitions go, Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats and Tiaras Competition is THE contest to enter.



To enter, you must fashion a tinfoil hat and/or other bodily accoutrement, take a photo of yourself wearing said chapeau/accessory (or, if you are camera-shy, put it on a melon or other head-sized object) and send the photo to Mr. DeVice (email address is in his Profile,) along with a short technical description of the hat's functions, and/or a tale of fancy to go with it.

The winner will be chosen by Mr. DeVice, and displayed on his blog. There will also be a prize.

All entries must be in Mr. DeVice's 'in box' by midnight Saturday 3rd October.

Click here for more details. 

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

May I Buy You a Cocktail?

As an apology for not being here in your hour of need, may I buy all you Bitches a cocktail?