To be fair I should do something really considering I live close to Cornwall - a county swathed in myth, legend, smuggling, and other stuff. So I will probably wear a nice blouse and visit a tin mine.
Guy gets on elevator, turns to woman and says, "Can I smell your snatch?" Shocked, woman screams, "NO!" Guy then says, "Oh, I guess it must be your feet."
Well, I guess I wish I were walking that plank.
ReplyDeleteAnd welcome back from wherever you were!
To be fair I should do something really considering I live close to Cornwall - a county swathed in myth, legend, smuggling, and other stuff. So I will probably wear a nice blouse and visit a tin mine.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Mr Pirate!!
Sx
"Blow The Man Down", indeed. Jx
ReplyDeleteCrossing swords I hope......
ReplyDeleteArrgh matey, prepare to be boarded and surrender your booty.
ReplyDeleteSuch lovely dunes beckon for a buried treasure.
ReplyDeleteSo far I've been saying Arrgh and then swashbuckling a lot.
ReplyDeleteGood to have you back, AyeM8y. And it seems you brought Hayward out of the closet with you.
ReplyDeleteA joke in celebration:
DeleteGuy gets on elevator, turns to woman and says, "Can I smell your snatch?" Shocked, woman screams, "NO!" Guy then says, "Oh, I guess it must be your feet."
Let's see... the 19th was Thursday. Yes, that's the day I walked the plank like Linda Evangelista. As a 66 year old gay man.
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