Sunday, March 24, 2019

I Missed My Own Party

It seems that I've taken my eye off the clock...


I missed the 13th anniversary of Infomaniac on March 23rd AND more importantly, Mr. DeVice's birthday on March 22nd, and Miss Scarlet's birthday on March 9th.
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39 comments:

  1. Inexplicable DeVice5:09 PM, March 24, 2019

    Yay! First!!

    My gods! Those dangly bits touch the floor!

    You're not the only one, Very Mistress. I missed my own birthday, Ms Scarlet's, and your anniversary, too :(

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    1. The Mistress5:16 PM, March 24, 2019

      I don't know how we missed so many opportunities for cake.

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  2. normadesmond5:32 PM, March 24, 2019

    How did you know I adore testicle metaphors?

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    1. The Mistress5:39 PM, March 24, 2019

      NORMA: I know I've dropped the ball.

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    2. Testosterone12:03 AM, March 25, 2019

      Norma dear,

      Whether swinging free,
      or airing out,
      this satchel of sorts,
      ensures no drought.

      Menfolk beholden,
      what menfolk do hold,
      the bag, if you will,
      if fingers aren't cold.

      The contents within,
      a most special treat,
      with persistent friction,
      one's sure to eat.

      Lest they just spill,
      their rare supply,
      then just finger paint,
      your lucky guy.

      For a ball sack is,
      a tote for good fun,
      lick your lips twice,
      when the flowing is done.

      Take his parcel,
      hirsute, waxed, or trimmed,
      ever so gently
      as he is rimmed.

      With his tote awakened,
      and your mouth again full,
      The flowage resurges,
      with each little pull.

      So Norma, be happy,
      my guidance is yours,
      you'll have balls in the air,
      and cum on your spurs.





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    3. normadesmond12:20 AM, March 25, 2019

      What's a celebration without poesy and rhyme!

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    4. Mitzi 11:15 AM, March 25, 2019

      Norma swings like a pendulum do.

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  3. Mistress Maddie5:43 PM, March 24, 2019

    I don't know, things seem to be hanging high.

    And luckily, your appearance has made me not order crocs for everyone. I knew that would work.

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  4. Rimpy Rimpington5:51 PM, March 24, 2019

    Happy belated blogiversary, Mistress! Also, thanks for letting me know of other important dates of which I was unaware (Scarlet, IDV). Plus, I've sent you an email. Cheers!

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    1. The Mistress6:03 PM, March 24, 2019

      Thanks, Rimpy. And I have replied to your email.

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  5. Jon6:10 PM, March 24, 2019

    It lives! Welcome back, dearie.

    Jx

    PS Nice clock...

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  6. savannah6:11 PM, March 24, 2019

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!!! xoxox

    (there will be GOOD news at my place soon!)

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    1. The Mistress6:41 PM, March 24, 2019

      GOOD news? Does such a thing exist anymore?

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    2. Mistress Maddie9:38 PM, March 24, 2019

      I wonder if Savay is having another baby?

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  7. LẌ6:32 PM, March 24, 2019

    Happy Blogiversary Mistress!

    [fluffs pillows]

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  8. mrpeenee9:05 PM, March 24, 2019

    Darling, how very good to hear form you again. Don't think of it as having missed the celebrations, but rather as acknowledging that they've been rocking on all along.

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  9. Ms Scarlet3:10 AM, March 25, 2019

    I also missed everything. I don't know, losing a comment is one thing, but now we have lost a whole month. Maybe March will show up sometime in April?
    Sx

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice10:01 AM, April 27, 2019

      "Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice."

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    2. Ms Scarlet10:07 AM, April 27, 2019

      That's the one!
      Sx

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  10. 63mago7:28 AM, March 25, 2019

    You need a foot massage. Just relax on the freshly fluffed pillows and stick'em in my face. You know you want to.

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  11. The Cool Cookie1:05 PM, April 02, 2019

    I miss many things. Civility. Missed opportunity. Some things I don't miss, like the spinach in ones dinner partners teeth.

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  12. Jon2:53 PM, April 17, 2019

    I miss Infomaniac! Jx

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice10:01 AM, April 27, 2019

      Me, too.

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    2. Ms Scarlet10:11 AM, April 27, 2019

      She is probably lost in the internet trying to find out what the theme was for the BBC Holiday programme in 1971 - 3. It's a hopeless quest, I KNOW, and she should give up and come home now.
      Sx

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  13. 63mago10:53 AM, April 29, 2019

    I returned well, greetings to Lolek & Bolek.

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  14. The Mistress7:47 AM, May 03, 2019

    Too busy and too tired to blog but I'll catch up with you later.

    And by the way, what WAS the theme was for the BBC Holiday programme in 1971?

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    1. Ms Scarlet7:52 AM, May 03, 2019

      The jury is still out, BUT I have my suggestion in my current post. People have their doubts, but I have my infallible memory.
      Sx

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    2. Ms Scarlet7:53 AM, May 03, 2019

      P.S I am going to write to the BBC in my bestest handwriting to find out.
      Sx

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  15. 63mago1:15 PM, May 04, 2019

    You good, all good. Bis später !

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  16. Anonymous11:18 PM, May 15, 2019

    Every month or two for the past (7 or 8?) years when when the pressures were on I'd know exactly where to go - Infomaniac, for laughs at the hilarious posts and to marvel at the witty responses. Happy 13th blog anniversary Mistress! Keep em coming!

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  17. 63mago3:30 PM, May 19, 2019

    23.III.2006, "Welcome to Infomaniac" - how could we forget ?!
    Thank you Anonymous !

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  18. Ms Scarlet2:08 AM, June 01, 2019

    Since you have left us to our own devices we have decided to all wear CROCS until you return. YES, CROCS!!!! Mine are pink and decorated with sequins. Mistress Maddie has the platform variety in neon yellow, and Mr Devine is wearing a pair one size too big - I have no idea why, but they are black to match his socks. Mr Lax and Mr Mags are wearing them fur lined with matching capes. Please return and save us from a life in CROCS.
    SXXX

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  19. Jeffery3:07 PM, June 05, 2019

    Someone drag the gincuzzi to see if The Mistress is OK.

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  20. The Mistress11:27 AM, June 20, 2019

    Thanks, Anonymous. And a big thanks to ALL of you Bitches.

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  21. Ms Scarlet11:41 AM, June 20, 2019

    Good heavens!! She has risen!!
    I can't remember what this post was about now.
    Sx

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  22. Ms Scarlet11:42 AM, June 20, 2019

    Damn it!!! Why am I invisible???
    Sx

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