Wardrobe malfunction?
Super BOWEL, perhaps? Jx
Why don't they just lube up and play it in the nude?
I've wondered that myself for years dear.
Every year, this stupid thing springs up and surprises. It seems like we should be safe from football this late in the year.
I have super bowls, they are cream with spots on.Sx
My super bowls are Poole Pottery, Broadstone collection, it's quite vintage.
My dad plays bowls on a Sunday, but I'm quite sure it doesn't look anything like this...
By my best guess, that ball is headed for a touchdown.
Football? Meh.But a wide receiver is always appreciated.
I had you pegged for a tight end?
*Beating the Devil's tattoo*
Norma dear,You take the field,in slippers and such,the opposing team,recoils from your touch.Best to warm those claws,or lotion them but good,the youngin's who play,pack their own wood.Just wear some stripes,and a whistle too,blow, blow, blow,they'll huddle 'round you.Call out the play,in a manly clip,guzzle their water,oblige them a dip.Let the band play,it drowns out the noise,As they take turns,you've a cheerleader's poise.Smile and encourage,each end run they make,go for the extra down,for heaven's sake.Your goal posts sag,and seem to sway,fumble atop lads,teach them the way.After the game,"To the showers!" you call,One last hurrah,be sure to anoint all.
Excellent as always Testosterone! I can stop beating now.
What an ass.
Who knew? xoxo
Be My Valentine![MMMWWWAAAHHH!!!]
The entertainment was a let down...I usually watch for the commercials but couldn't be bothered this year...My attention was on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 4. Manilla Luzon was robbed...
Who running this dump these days? Even the front foyer desk isn't covered....anybody can walk in.
I hope she hasn't been mauled to death by a grizzly bear out looking for a mid-winter snack. It is a worry and yet slightly amusing.
Guess she is at it with the Yakuza again. I believe every soandso years she has to go back to Japan to receive another tattoo and give another piece of her finger.
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Tsk!
MJ!!!!!If you don't get your pick fanny out here right this instant, Im placing upon my feet these CROCS!!!!! And buying every Infomaniac bitch a pair too.*starts to picks colors for everyone from catalog*
Love, them boys may be younger, but the song remains the same.You are missed. Please come back.
All right, already.
No worries.Küsschen auf's Ärschchen.
I'm not sure if you're KISSING my arse or KICKING my arse.
Adoringly gazing & venerating.
Wardrobe malfunction?
ReplyDeleteSuper BOWEL, perhaps? Jx
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just lube up and play it in the nude?
ReplyDeleteI've wondered that myself for years dear.
DeleteEvery year, this stupid thing springs up and surprises. It seems like we should be safe from football this late in the year.
ReplyDeleteI have super bowls, they are cream with spots on.
ReplyDeleteSx
My super bowls are Poole Pottery, Broadstone collection, it's quite vintage.
DeleteMy dad plays bowls on a Sunday, but I'm quite sure it doesn't look anything like this...
ReplyDeleteBy my best guess, that ball is headed for a touchdown.
ReplyDeleteFootball? Meh.
ReplyDeleteBut a wide receiver is always appreciated.
I had you pegged for a tight end?
Delete*Beating the Devil's tattoo*
DeleteNorma dear,
ReplyDeleteYou take the field,
in slippers and such,
the opposing team,
recoils from your touch.
Best to warm those claws,
or lotion them but good,
the youngin's who play,
pack their own wood.
Just wear some stripes,
and a whistle too,
blow, blow, blow,
they'll huddle 'round you.
Call out the play,
in a manly clip,
guzzle their water,
oblige them a dip.
Let the band play,
it drowns out the noise,
As they take turns,
you've a cheerleader's poise.
Smile and encourage,
each end run they make,
go for the extra down,
for heaven's sake.
Your goal posts sag,
and seem to sway,
fumble atop lads,
teach them the way.
After the game,
"To the showers!" you call,
One last hurrah,
be sure to anoint all.
Excellent as always Testosterone! I can stop beating now.
DeleteWhat an ass.
ReplyDeleteWho knew? xoxo
ReplyDeleteBe My Valentine!
ReplyDelete[MMMWWWAAAHHH!!!]
The entertainment was a let down...I usually watch for the commercials but couldn't be bothered this year...
ReplyDeleteMy attention was on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 4. Manilla Luzon was robbed...
Who running this dump these days? Even the front foyer desk isn't covered....anybody can walk in.
ReplyDeleteI hope she hasn't been mauled to death by a grizzly bear out looking for a mid-winter snack. It is a worry and yet slightly amusing.
ReplyDeleteGuess she is at it with the Yakuza again. I believe every soandso years she has to go back to Japan to receive another tattoo and give another piece of her finger.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteTsk!
ReplyDeleteMJ!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't get your pick fanny out here right this instant, Im placing upon my feet these CROCS!!!!! And buying every Infomaniac bitch a pair too.
*starts to picks colors for everyone from catalog*
Love, them boys may be younger, but the song remains the same.
ReplyDeleteYou are missed. Please come back.
All right, already.
ReplyDeleteNo worries.
DeleteKüsschen auf's Ärschchen.
I'm not sure if you're KISSING my arse or KICKING my arse.
DeleteAdoringly gazing & venerating.
Delete