Friday, February 01, 2019

Super Bowl Sunday

This event holds no interest for The Mistress but for those of you who enjoy Super Bowl Sunday, here's a look behind the scenes...


17 comments:

  1. Why don't they just lube up and play it in the nude?

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  2. Every year, this stupid thing springs up and surprises. It seems like we should be safe from football this late in the year.

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  3. I have super bowls, they are cream with spots on.
    Sx

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    1. My super bowls are Poole Pottery, Broadstone collection, it's quite vintage.

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  4. My dad plays bowls on a Sunday, but I'm quite sure it doesn't look anything like this...

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  5. By my best guess, that ball is headed for a touchdown.

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  6. Football? Meh.
    But a wide receiver is always appreciated.

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  7. Norma dear,

    You take the field,
    in slippers and such,
    the opposing team,
    recoils from your touch.

    Best to warm those claws,
    or lotion them but good,
    the youngin's who play,
    pack their own wood.

    Just wear some stripes,
    and a whistle too,
    blow, blow, blow,
    they'll huddle 'round you.

    Call out the play,
    in a manly clip,
    guzzle their water,
    oblige them a dip.

    Let the band play,
    it drowns out the noise,
    As they take turns,
    you've a cheerleader's poise.

    Smile and encourage,
    each end run they make,
    go for the extra down,
    for heaven's sake.

    Your goal posts sag,
    and seem to sway,
    fumble atop lads,
    teach them the way.

    After the game,
    "To the showers!" you call,
    One last hurrah,
    be sure to anoint all.

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    1. Excellent as always Testosterone! I can stop beating now.

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  8. Be My Valentine!
    [MMMWWWAAAHHH!!!]

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