Sunday, April 08, 2018

Has The Mistress Returned?

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  1. Figured as much.

    She probably took pity over us all fighting over one weiner.

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  2. We understand how busy you are stopping Drew Barrymore pushing Crocs like the new Crack on an unsuspecting public, and we know it takes a lot of your time stalking out the PM to take pics of his nips. Stay safe and warm!

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  3. Mistress still has her hands full...

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  4. Weenie wagging relief is most gratefully received.

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  5. Just come as you are, darling ...

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  6. Mistress, please come back. We have cake!

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  7. I'll know it's her when smoke
    comes out of the other hole.

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    1. Norma dear,

      Smoke rings from yonder,
      scented as such,
      with a hint of the tawdry,
      a most fragrant touch.

      You look to inhale,
      shameless second-hand,
      Only to realize,
      she beat you to the band.

      The Mistress of plenty,
      to gents and the like,
      they ply wooden matches,
      she's the lucky strike.

      As for dear Norma,
      smoke signals in tow,
      puff your next stoggie,
      where the vice squad won't go.

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    2. Happy to see I'm still inspiring. Puff, puff.

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    3. How does it feel to be the 10th Muse Norma?

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    4. (Hum, Second Hand Rose to yourself darling).

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  8. Look at the (understandable) side-eye The Very Mistress is giving Drew Barrymore. And that sneer!
    Unless... that's not a sneer and she's wrinkling her nose at the 'PFFFFT' she released from one of her many orifices?

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  9. Drew Barrymore is laid in that position for flatulence relief, you can see it in her face.

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  10. I always wanted Miss Barrymore to burn to a crisp in Firestarter. Jx

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  11. I think the Mistress' deep-sleep-treatment / hypnotherapy is successfull.

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  12. Hold on, hold on, hold on! Drew Barrymore is shilling for crocs these days? No wonder The Mistress has been busy!! xox

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  13. Pfff... as if I'd care, everybody hangs around Norma's boudoire these days ...

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    1. I hear one must make a purchase to hang in Norma's boudoir or the police could be summoned.

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    2. That's right Hayward,
      I am the gift with purchase!

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