Thursday, July 06, 2017

Quote of the Day - Eddie Izzard

If there is a god they need to come down to Earth and explain WWII, Hitler, bowel cancer, and Croc shoes.



Quote from his recently published memoir, "Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Chickens."

14 comments:

  1. He may have paraphrased this quote while on Bill Maher recently. You shoulda seen his acrylics.

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  2. I saw a lovely display of crocs on holiday last month, I still have the picture. I'll post it later, just for you.

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  3. I would like to add hipsters to that listing.

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  4. He also said: "Never put a sock in a toaster."

    Jx

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    1. JON: How about a Panini grill?

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    2. I have absolutely no idea what a Panini grill might be, but I doubt it is suitable for hosiery either. Jx

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    3. A Panini grill may double as flat iron, while a flat iron may double as grill if need bee. But you can't make Panini on a flatiron, while fried egg(s) is no problem.

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  5. He looks like Angela Merkel's hip younger sister.

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  6. Bugger! I was going to say Angela Merkle.

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  7. HAYWARD & DINAHMOW: Ha! He DOES look like Angela Merkel!

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  8. So much explaining to be done...
    Sx

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