Saturday, July 15, 2017

Public Service Announcement #38

To keep healthy this summer, stay hydrated...


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Thirst isn’t the best indicator that you need to drink. If you get thirsty, you’re already dehydrated.

Drink plenty of water, Bitches!

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

23 comments:

  1. Must be a water witch as he's point where to drill the well!

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    1. LX: Meanwhile, the rest of you Bitches are pointing to The Gincuzzi.

      And may we remind you that alcohol can cause dehydration?

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  2. He's found a small whelk, by the looks of it. Jx

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    1. JON: He sells seashells by the seashore.

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  3. Three comments in and no "I'd drink from that tap"? Are the filthy minds of Infomania failing?

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    1. MUSCATO: It’s the heat, dearest.

      Thanks heavens you’re here to set them straight. (Perhaps that’s not the word I’m looking for.)

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  4. I expected yet dreaded a photo of Jimmy Carter.

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    1. NORMA: Thanks for mentioning that.

      Let Jimmy Carter be a reminder to you all, Bitches.

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  5. Slip, Slap, Sip, Splosh and Splash!
    It's all getting very confusing.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Or you could stay indoors.

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  6. Hasn't he got mucky feet?! He should use some of that water to give them a wash. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, after all.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: There are entire websites devoted to mucky feet fetishists.

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  7. Yes, ma'am! ;) xoxoxo

    (of course, i'm tempted to make a hoodie joke, but i'll refrain.)

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    1. SAVANNAH: Too late. Hoodie joke inferred.

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  8. What a very fitting explanation of the conditio humana.
    What else is man than a naked beast, crouched on barren rock, torched by the unforgiving sun, trusting in his plastic bottle ?
    One day the relentless circle of give and take will come to an end - oben schütt' man's rein, unten läuft's 'raus / as you pour it in on top, so it runs out at the bottom - dried is the well, shriveling shrinkage, agony, death, bleaching bones - until the next hopeful grabs & puts up the indestructible bottle in this futile fight ... ach, ach, und nochmal - ach !

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    1. yeah, I thought his hair needed a trim, too.

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    2. MAGO & PEENEE: I’m glad you two have an understanding.

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    3. In fact MrPeenee is the only one I trust with the explanation of my texts.

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  9. I've been dry for years, dearest. No amount of water... or any other fluid btw... can bring me back to life.

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    1. HUGGY JON: That would explain the black square (dark hole?) avatar.

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  10. Having dark-coloured urine is a good indicator too. I wonder if he has a pink or a brown one,

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  11. Water.....what water.... All I see is a salty sausage I wanna munch on.

    **Gently places nibbles and kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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