Saturday, July 15, 2017

Public Service Announcement #38

To keep healthy this summer, stay hydrated...


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Thirst isn’t the best indicator that you need to drink. If you get thirsty, you’re already dehydrated.

Drink plenty of water, Bitches!

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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23 comments:

  1. LẌ9:08 AM, July 15, 2017

    Must be a water witch as he's point where to drill the well!

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    1. The Mistress12:18 PM, July 15, 2017

      LX: Meanwhile, the rest of you Bitches are pointing to The Gincuzzi.

      And may we remind you that alcohol can cause dehydration?

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  2. Jon10:41 AM, July 15, 2017

    He's found a small whelk, by the looks of it. Jx

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  3. Muscato10:47 AM, July 15, 2017

    Three comments in and no "I'd drink from that tap"? Are the filthy minds of Infomania failing?

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    1. The Mistress12:19 PM, July 15, 2017

      MUSCATO: It’s the heat, dearest.

      Thanks heavens you’re here to set them straight. (Perhaps that’s not the word I’m looking for.)

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  4. normadesmond10:59 AM, July 15, 2017

    I expected yet dreaded a photo of Jimmy Carter.

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    1. The Mistress12:19 PM, July 15, 2017

      NORMA: Thanks for mentioning that.

      Let Jimmy Carter be a reminder to you all, Bitches.

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  5. Ms Scarlet7:04 AM, July 16, 2017

    Slip, Slap, Sip, Splosh and Splash!
    It's all getting very confusing.
    Sx

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice2:06 PM, July 16, 2017

    Hasn't he got mucky feet?! He should use some of that water to give them a wash. Cleanliness is next to Godliness, after all.

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    1. The Mistress11:21 AM, July 18, 2017

      MR. DeVICE: There are entire websites devoted to mucky feet fetishists.

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  7. savannah2:56 PM, July 16, 2017

    Yes, ma'am! ;) xoxoxo

    (of course, i'm tempted to make a hoodie joke, but i'll refrain.)

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  8. Anonymous5:51 AM, July 17, 2017

    What a very fitting explanation of the conditio humana.
    What else is man than a naked beast, crouched on barren rock, torched by the unforgiving sun, trusting in his plastic bottle ?
    One day the relentless circle of give and take will come to an end - oben schütt' man's rein, unten läuft's 'raus / as you pour it in on top, so it runs out at the bottom - dried is the well, shriveling shrinkage, agony, death, bleaching bones - until the next hopeful grabs & puts up the indestructible bottle in this futile fight ... ach, ach, und nochmal - ach !

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    1. mrpeenee11:42 PM, July 17, 2017

      yeah, I thought his hair needed a trim, too.

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    2. The Mistress11:22 AM, July 18, 2017

      MAGO & PEENEE: I’m glad you two have an understanding.

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    3. Anonymous1:42 PM, July 18, 2017

      In fact MrPeenee is the only one I trust with the explanation of my texts.

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  9. Jon DeepBlue8:41 AM, July 18, 2017

    I've been dry for years, dearest. No amount of water... or any other fluid btw... can bring me back to life.

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    1. The Mistress11:22 AM, July 18, 2017

      HUGGY JON: That would explain the black square (dark hole?) avatar.

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  10. Mitzi 10:19 AM, July 18, 2017

    Having dark-coloured urine is a good indicator too. I wonder if he has a pink or a brown one,

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  11. Damien8:17 PM, July 18, 2017

    Water.....what water.... All I see is a salty sausage I wanna munch on.

    **Gently places nibbles and kisses on Mistress feet as is proper**

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