Sunday, April 02, 2017

New Feature on Infomaniac

A few of you eagle-eyed Bitches have noticed that there’s a new feature on Infomaniac’s sidebar.

Today, for example, you’ll see a photo of actress Drew Barrymore.



A few days from now, the photo will change to something else.

Below the sidebar photo it says, “Drew Barrymore Banned on Infomaniac.”

Above the sidebar photo, it says, "Click pic for details." If you click on the photo, it will lead you to an article.

Every so often, The Mistress will change the sidebar photo and the caption. Simply click on the photo to find out what it’s all about. You’ll be lead to an article or news item of some sort.

So why is Drew Barrymore banned on Infomaniac, you ask? Well, if you click on the photo, you’ll see the headline, “Drew Barrymore Named Crocs Brand Ambassador.” That should be all you need to know. The Mistress bans anyone wearing Crocs, approving of Crocs, and especially becoming an AMBASSADOR for Crocs.

The Mistress will not rest until Crocs are banished from the face of the Earth.

p.s. We hope you enjoy this new feature on Infomaniac.

27 comments:

  1. I've only ever seen one person wearing Crocs. Are they popular? If so where?

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    1. JEFFERY: Crocs are unpopular with The Mistress and with anyone with any sense of aesthetics.

      They are an abomination. Click here for The Mistress’s Crocs diatribe, published 10 years ago. 10 years later, The Mistress is still railing against these monstrosities.

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    2. Since its inception in 2002, Crocs has sold more than 300 million pairs of shoes in more than 90 countries around the world. Over the past 13 years, Crocs has sold more than 300 million pairs of shoes. That's a lot of shoes!

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    3. JEFFERY: That’s 300 million too many!

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  2. Question abound!

    Is there a name for this new feature?

    Will it be all Barrymore/CROCS® all the time?

    Did I win yet?

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    1. LX: There is no name for this feature and no prize if you dream one up.

      Topics will vary and we hope we won’t be hearing more about Barrymore and her Crocs.

      Did you miss the “Dog’s Butthole Resembles IKEA Monkey?” I posted that on the sidebar recently but obviously you weren’t paying attention.

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    2. i'd noticed it & laughed!

      i know how to behave.

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    3. NORMA: You? Behave?

      Don’t make me laugh.

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  3. I used to give Drew a pass on her quirky fashion choices...Pass Revoked!

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  4. Crocs - an insidious disease invented by lazy people.

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    1. I spit on crocs!

      Ha-tooie!!

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    2. DAMIEN: Bodily fluids are generally frowned upon here at Infomaniac but I’ll make an exception for spitting on Crocs.

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  5. Drew's obviously had a relapse to have had agreed to this!

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    1. MR. DeVICE: She’s a Crocs Ambassador AND an Uggs-wearer.

      Double violation!

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  6. I remember to have read recently that Crocs Inc. will close a significant number of its shops over the world until 2019 because of lousy numbers.

    The fake seventies wallpaper - isn't this so 2016 ?
    With all respect to Ms Berrymore, but isn't she past her prime ? One of the leading B-listers ?
    With a little luck we watch the evil crocs Empire in its death throes.

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    1. MAGO: How many toes have to get mangled before Crocs fall out of favour?

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  7. drew gave a lovely performance as little edie in the HBO movie, "grey gardens." doesn't that count for anything?

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  8. Drew Barrymore the little girl who cracked a flowerpot over ET's head and attempted to gauge his eyes out with a biro, and here we see her standing in front of a backdrop of hideous wallpaper wearing double denim and a pair of crocs. Hollywood has got a lot to answer for.

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    1. MITZI: Where has Hollywood glamour gone?

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  9. thought you might identify with this: http://srsfunny.net/post/159473959776/at-least-someone-likes-them

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