Sunday, December 20, 2015

Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)



Which one of your family members always gets the drunkest during the holidays?


Note: Do not press "play" to listen to one of the worst Christmas
songs of all time. Not even if you prefer the John Denver version.
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  1. normadesmond10:04 PM, December 19, 2015

    does it count if aunt ethel farted
    after a swig of mogen david?

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    1. Mistress Maddie10:55 AM, December 20, 2015

      that's right blame aunt ethel for letting one sip.

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  2. LẌ10:28 PM, December 19, 2015

    Lola — demon catnip!

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  3. jason11:54 PM, December 19, 2015

    might just be me this year!

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  4. Damien1:19 AM, December 20, 2015

    ME OF COURSE!!!

    ***chastely kisses Mistresses feet as is proper whilst sipping third Espresso Martini***

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  5. Jon5:27 AM, December 20, 2015

    Auntie Pats. Of course. Jx

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice8:58 AM, December 20, 2015

    I would say The Mother. But none of the DeVices get really drunk anymore - Not since Cousin Inscrutable DeVice put away nearly a gallon of cooking sherry one Christmas morning while preparing the turkey, and ended up blowing the village to kingdom come when he was burned at the stake that afternoon. It was so embarassing!

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  7. Jon DeepBlue10:27 AM, December 20, 2015

    Everybody gets drunk in my family and then we climb on the kitchen table a start strip teasing!

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  8. Mistress Maddie10:48 AM, December 20, 2015

    Well, from what I can remember and piece together...I'd say Aunt Babs or a close second, yours truly. Hard to tell, since we both had lampshades on our heads, dancing, while singing carols.

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  9. Muscato3:22 PM, December 20, 2015

    I had an elderly Cousin Louise who used to have a glass too much of Reunite Lambrusco, get very cherry for about half and hour, and then usually slip quietly under the dining room table. Generally, that was the signal that it was time for the relatives to go hom...

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    1. Muscato3:27 PM, December 20, 2015

      Whoops - "cheery," that should be. The other wouldn't have been a factor since the Harding administration...

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  10. mrpeenee9:15 PM, December 20, 2015

    Always and always, my father, who would be a cheap scotch soaked sponge by the middle of the afternoon. I dealt with it by not going back there at Christmas.

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