Yikes! You've lost your stripes!
LX: I think they're behind the sofa.
RAINETTE: So nice, you said it twice!
This is why people have plastic sofa covers.
JASON: I’m stuck on plastic slipcovers.
I can just smell the mixture of Pernod and cheap Eau-de-Cologne... Jx
JON: I accidentally dabbed the Pernod behind my ears and drank the Eau-de-Cologne.
Fire up the bus, the Mistress is color coordinated and ready to roll.
PEENEE: The Infomaniac Magic Bus is waiting to take you away.
as always, hope the scotch guarding's fresh.
NORMA: There’s a can in my handbag.
Is it "Legs Akimbo" week already?
PRINNY: Isn’t it always?
Oh, the horror! Is that a trailer/mobile home?
MR. DeVICE: Yes, but it’s tasteful trailer park living.