Thursday, November 12, 2015

Sorry, No Uggs

A coffee shop in London, England has raised controversy with this sign...



We here at Infomaniac applaud their decision to ban ugly footwear and encourage them to do the same with Crocs.

Is there anything else you'd like to see banned from coffee shops?
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24 comments:

  1. Princess7:12 AM, November 12, 2015

    Fat bike-riders in lycra thanks...

    Yay First!

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    1. The Mistress8:12 AM, November 12, 2015

      PRINNY: But here’s what would happen if they showed up without the Lycra.

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  2. Princess7:13 AM, November 12, 2015

    Oh... and Puppychino's

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    1. The Mistress8:13 AM, November 12, 2015

      PRINNY: Obviously, The Mistress has been living under a rock. Until you mentioned it, I’d never heard of a Puppychino, apparently also known as a Puppuccino. So of course I had to Google it and this is what I found…

      On their “secret menu,” Starbucks has a Puppuccino. It’s an espresso-shot-sized paper cup full of whip cream. Some dogs are bothered by dairy, and your dog should probably not have one of these sugary treats every day, but for special occasions it’s fun.

      Photo here.

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  3. LẌ8:20 AM, November 12, 2015

    Hipsters.

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    1. The Mistress8:40 AM, November 12, 2015

      LX: You’ll be pleased to know that hipsters have been banned from coffee shops in Québec.

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  4. Mistress Maddie8:51 AM, November 12, 2015

    The name of those ridiculous things says it all. UGG! Right up there with crocs. The store I work in sells them.......thank goodness I don't have to display them....or touch them.

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    1. The Mistress9:06 AM, November 12, 2015

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Just to be certain, I would have a contract drawn up stating that I never have to display nor touch Uggs and Crocs.

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  5. Jon DeepBlue9:39 AM, November 12, 2015

    But I love hugs. :(

    no hugs
    Jon

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    1. The Mistress11:18 AM, November 12, 2015

      HUGGY JON: I refuse to hug you until you remove your Uggs.

      sans câlins,
      The Mistress

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  6. normadesmond10:23 AM, November 12, 2015

    #1. what is/are slag wellies? (have something to do with wellington, nz?)

    #2. there is an older woman at the local starfucks that feels it's her mission to make small talk with every customer, even when the lines out the door. she also needed to ask each person what their name is so that it could be carefully written on the cup. each visit, my name changed, but it was always arlene, betty, beulah, doris......

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    1. The Mistress11:18 AM, November 12, 2015

      NORMA: A slag is a slut and Wellies are Wellington boots or what we call “rubber boots” here.

      Therefore, “slag wellies” are the types of boots (Uggs) that slags wear.

      Arlene, betty, beulah, doris..... you’ll always be Norma to me.

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    2. normadesmond1:07 PM, November 12, 2015

      i never would dare speak the name
      norma in public, what if i was recognized?

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    3. The Mistress2:13 PM, November 12, 2015

      NORMA: I don't think that's possible with those shades.

      Unless you're trailing a gaggle of Corgis behind you.

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    4. Jon2:56 PM, November 12, 2015

      Here's a tutorial. Jx

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    5. The Mistress3:40 PM, November 12, 2015

      JON: Seven minutes? I’m ready to go in five!

      Note that “How to look like a slag” is followed by “How to look like a chav.” Apparently, it takes longer (13 minutes) to look like a chav than a slag.

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    6. Jon5:34 PM, November 12, 2015

      Depends on the slag I suppose. Jx

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    7. LẌ7:23 PM, November 12, 2015

      Meetup site for the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service?

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    8. Mistress Maddie11:47 PM, November 12, 2015

      I was at a glory hole once, and it said Norma was Here. I always wondered............

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  7. Jon3:10 PM, November 12, 2015

    Meanwhile, in Amsterdam, no-one gives a shit what you wear on your feet... Jx

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    1. Mistress Maddie11:48 PM, November 12, 2015

      hell, last time I was there, I didn't care much what I was wearing...or wasn't, which ever the case may be.

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  8. mrpeenee8:04 PM, November 12, 2015

    I don't care what they look or smell like, as long as I don't have to hear them. Keep it down dicknuts! If you feel compelled to share the distressing details of your life, get a blog.

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    1. The Mistress1:40 AM, November 13, 2015

      PEENEE: But what if the blogger organizes a blogging meetup … at a coffee shop?!

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  9. Mitzi 3:44 AM, November 13, 2015

    If I was a proprietor of a catering establishment, I'd hire a door bitch to keep the undesirables out.

    Fatties, whether they have visible tattoos or not, will be greeted with open arms and treated like royalty, because they spend fucking loads.

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