Did I win yet?
Don't mention it, my expertise handling baubles is renown...
Oh, damn. I missed it.* sashays out draped in tinsel *
Humbuggery, I say. Jx
It was my pleasure, but dear, those drapes? Not with that tree.
Is that big Pat sat in the chair waiting for a her Christmas stuffing?
Indeed, it is big Pat. And also small Simon, from accounts, waiting for his third sausage roll. I know this because they sent me the exact same holiday card last year. They have always been frugal people.Sx
Deck the balls!
thank god he's holding the tree up. i just know my nipples will get scraped raw if he lets it go.
Damn - quick, darling, let me rub you with the velva cream !
I always like the angel that was put on top of the tree. There was a red one & a white one.Nice people, surely, salt of the earth and all, but why ? Ach what-the-fuck : Gentlemen - start the vodka fountain please !
It could have been worse... We could have been called over to decorate your unruly bush
Thanks to all of you Bitches, I’m ALMOST feeling festive.*slaps THIS on Prinny’s forehead*
Did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteDon't mention it, my expertise handling baubles is renown...
ReplyDeleteOh, damn. I missed it.
ReplyDelete* sashays out draped in tinsel *
Humbuggery, I say. Jx
ReplyDeleteIt was my pleasure, but dear, those drapes? Not with that tree.
ReplyDeleteIs that big Pat sat in the chair waiting for a her Christmas stuffing?
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it is big Pat. And also small Simon, from accounts, waiting for his third sausage roll. I know this because they sent me the exact same holiday card last year. They have always been frugal people.
ReplyDeleteSx
Deck the balls!
ReplyDeletethank god he's holding the tree up. i just know
ReplyDeletemy nipples will get scraped raw if he lets it go.
Damn - quick, darling, let me rub you with the velva cream !
DeleteI always like the angel that was put on top of the tree. There was a red one & a white one.
ReplyDeleteNice people, surely, salt of the earth and all, but why ? Ach what-the-fuck : Gentlemen - start the vodka fountain please !
It could have been worse...
ReplyDeleteWe could have been called over to decorate your unruly bush
Thanks to all of you Bitches, I’m ALMOST feeling festive.
ReplyDelete*slaps THIS on Prinny’s forehead*