Thursday, December 18, 2014

Norma's Nuptials

Apparently, you're already aware that Norma's tied the knot.

And now we all want to kiss the bride...


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Congratulations, old girl!

24 comments:

  1. Congrats Norma!

    Will The Mistress be hosting a bridal shower for Norma?

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    1. a shower?

      mj suggested hosing me down, but i declined.

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  2. Congrats and all that, but why buy a book when you can join a library?

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    1. but it costs plenty to use an atheneum.

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    1. and I DON'T. want to know where or how she caught it!!!!

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    2. They have medicine for that now...

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    3. she didn't catch it, i threw it at her head.

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  4. Yay! Congratulations again Norma. Pucker up darling.....

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  5. Yes, congratulations again Norma. Have you last your virginity yet??????? And where ever did you place your ear drum during the ceremony? Or did you kiss the wrong man?

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    1. i know where my virginity is,
      i keep it in my ear horn.

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  6. i'm still trying to get this damn garter off my thigh. it cut off circulation & made the chip-chop blue.

    thank you EVERYONE for the kind
    & unkind words, i'll cherish them all!

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  7. Do I have to mention what a charming bridesmaid I made?

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    1. are you planning on having the
      dress hemmed to cocktail length?

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    2. If I can't feel the breeze on my coochie, there's too much skirt.

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  8. Congratulations and hugs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT-BA6IxXU0

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    1. Are you a friend of the bride or the groom, Alma?

      We don't recognize your name.

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  9. does this mean Norma won't barter anymore?

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  10. Awwww........!!!! Many congrats, Ms Norma!!!
    Sx

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