Friday, October 03, 2014

Get Growing!

Demand for condoms is so high here at Infomaniac that we are forced to work overtime for much of October...

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So let's give you a little project to work on while you're waiting for my return.

SATURDAY, October 11th is the deadline to submit your garden photos for the FOURTH ANNUAL INFOMANIAC GARDEN PHOTOS EVENT.

Submit a photo (or 2 or 3) of your garden. If you don’t have a garden, send a photo of your houseplants or lawn ornaments. Or for those style queens amongst you, a photo of your artfully arranged cut flowers.

Remember to include a brief blurb about your photo(s).

Get growing, Bitches!

28 comments:

  1. There is only one thing growing around here, and I sure can't send a picture of that in. I'll have to see what I can do............ Second, if you didn't use condoms for water balloons there wouldn't be so much overtime.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Attach a decorative sprig of mistletoe to the "one thing growing" and you have yourself an entry!

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    2. You just want a gander at my Rubber Tree...

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    3. WALLINGFORD: I’m not sure you’ll have time to submit, what with your busy mornings at the whorehouse.

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  2. "Garden" ... I think they are still alive, both of them ...

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  3. so glad your work doesn't entail harvesting the lambskin.

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    1. NORMA: Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes.

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    2. But I hate to see WHAT it does entail her to do?

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    1. I'm going to have to submit old photos because the garden looks like a dust bowl full of twigs as I've been waiting so long!

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  5. well, I have no garden of note, but I'll be eager to see others.
    The same is true of many things.

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  6. I guess I'll put the batteries back in the camera.

    You do need some time off to check your work. Condom World is getting low.

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  7. Deadlines ...idle threats I say !

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  8. Coooooeeeee!

    Hello Dhaaarling... I'm back! but I see you're not!
    Spring has Sprung so I'm off to fond the gardening gloves and the camera to do a little snapping... All is very well at the Palais and even better now that i'm back on line... Long story but no doubt i'll get around to telling you all about it very soon,
    Love to you all of you... I've missed you guys...
    XXX Prinny

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    1. "Margaret Dumont! We thought you were dead."

      Welcome back to the madness, Prinny. Jx

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    2. Yay, Princess!!! FGES competition!!!!
      Sxxx

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    3. Princess!!! Maybe we can convince MJ to open a bottle of the good stuff to toast your return.

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    4. Ah come on, since when does MJ need a special reason to open a bottle ?
      And forget to get a drip of the "good stuff", better so perhaps ...

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  9. Princesa! I knew you would come back to us. I'm so pleased you haven't snuffed itl.

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  10. It's the tenth --- just another day until you return - GOd I'm tense ...

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