Thursday, October 23, 2014

Friday

Mistress MJ will be with you once she's had a good night's sleep, her morning coffee, and she's scrubbed all over...


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  1. are you sure you want
    to exfoliate the nipples?

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    1. NORMA: I seem to have misplaced my stickers.

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    2. banning raw, scrubbed nipples?

      tut, tut.

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    3. boy, she sure is threatening those damm stickers.

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  2. given the nose and eyebrows, I'm wondering if it's a young Phyllis Diller?

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    1. MARKSPARKY: There’s certainly a similarity but it’s Burlesque Queen Lynne O’Neill.

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    2. Oh, from the Linderman collection, vinteage sleaze ...

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    3. MAGO: I hope you weren’t interested in this post.

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    4. Well thank you for pointing me in this direction ...I'm not a regular reader of "vintage sleaze", but have daily a look at "burlesk: as you like it" & "historcal times" (the latter may be not so nice, sorry).
      btw all this silly stuff seems to come from St.Petersburg, Florida ? Was this place the capital of snake-oil-production ? Was it the silicon-valley avant-la-lettre, a Russ Meyer dreamland ?

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    5. MAGO: Florida takes the cake (did someone mention cake?) when it comes to sleazy behavior.

      Remember when I told you about the Florida man arrested for masturbating while driving down Interstate 95 and the Florida woman arrested for masturbating on her motorcycle in her garage, with the door open?

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    6. Anna Karen was a glamour model before she was cast as Olive from On The Buses.

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    7. She had twirly tassels on her glasses, and everything. Jx

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  3. Try some of this in the newly improved handy dispenser!

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  4. You always were a scrubber. You should get a Chore Boy (or two) in to help! Jx

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    1. JON: I wondered who’d be the first with the “scrubber” comment.

      Oh, and see my comment to Norma.

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  5. Jeez! You're really uptight today!

    As-tu mangé de la vache enragée?

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    1. HUGGY JON: C’est la bonne bouffe!

      Et le bon bœuf!

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  6. And make sure you get all the hard to reach spots and those books and crannies. There will be a white glove test.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: And there will be a glove test for YOU too!

      *snaps rubber glove*

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