Sunday, September 14, 2014

Scenes From My Summer Vacation

Norma knitting a (fill in the blank)...

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    1. MR. DeVICE: While it’s true that I could use a new uterus, it would look better with pink yarn.

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  2. *Emits a high pitched excitable squeal* Is she knitting a poodle soda siphon cover with pom-pom ears?

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    1. MITZI: It would be a friend to my crocheted bottle cover.

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    1. JON: Would you consider leading our next session of the Normadesmond Crafty Korner?

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  4. Telephone cozy!

    Did I win yet?

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    1. LX: Just the thing for Norma’s problem rotary telephone.

      p.s Don’t make me ban you for asking that question.

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  5. A non-shrinkable shower cap! Not to be confused with a non-shrinkable swimming hat.
    Sx

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  6. Socks, please let it be socks.

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    1. HAYWARD: Those toes look even worse when you click to enlarge.

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    1. JUDITH TREMAINE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

      There isn’t a muff big enough to cover Norma’s.

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    2. Thank you for the welcome Mistress. I'm a regular worshipper at your shrine.

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    3. JUDITH TREMAINE: It is customary, here on Infomaniac, to offer newcomers such as yourself, a slice of cake.

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    1. GROUCHY: Please try your link again (it gave a “server error” message) so we can see how Norma’s lending a patriotic hand.

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    1. COOKIE: I'm not convinced ANYTHING could make Norma's cunt cozy.

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    1. HUGGY JON: Perfect for a Canadian winter, I might add.

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  11. A cozy for one of Jason's houseboys?

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    1. AYEM8Y: That poor young man not only needs a cozy, he needs a decent hair stylist.

      Where IS Jason, by the way?

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  12. Baby stuff.
    Do we hear the patter of dinydinybabyfeet in the near future ?

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    1. MAGO: I’ll throw my uterus out the window before THAT happens.

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  13. she put a gun to my head, threw ridiculous patterns in my lap and screamed, "CROCHET, YOU CUNT!" while she sipped umbrella drinks at the bar.

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    1. That's what you get for going on holiday with the old thing. Probably made you buy the drinks.

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    2. "Please can you make it wear big pants. And a knitting pattern would be nice."

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    3. NORMA, PEENEE & MAGO: Norma had the Travelling Gin Company on speed dial.

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