With the best Eric Idle impersonation that you can muster..
"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public Or they will stick you in the dock And you won't come back"
You're very welcome - just keep off my vodka.
ReplyDeletemmmm hangovers!
ReplyDeleteGotta love those
'May have been overserved' - good one. I'm going to use that from now on!
ReplyDeleteKAZ: Keeping off your vodka shouldn't be difficult as there's only a drop left in the bottle.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPETE: And we're not halfway to the weekend yet. Tsk tsk.
IVD: You'll need a good one-liner what with that funnel permanently attached to your gob.
With the best Eric Idle impersonation that you can muster..
ReplyDelete"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back"
HE: I just sang along aloud much to the dismay of those around me.
ReplyDeleteYou're a bad influence.