Sunday, February 26, 2012

The Recto Rotor

The RECTO ROTOR is the only device that reaches the vital spot effectively.

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There’s one for ladies too!...

22 comments:

  1. Yay? er First?

    What... nobody else game to comment?...

    Oh sorry... you're all having your piles done... With "Dr MJ's" latest contraption...

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  2. Second.

    Should I ever suffer from piles etc, I'm sure I'll refer to this Public Service Announcement.

    Until then...I'll pass.

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  3. It doubles as a blender.

    I'm whipping up a breakfast cocktail as we speak.

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  4. Nurse, the arse-drill please, we have to help this man.

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  5. What type of unguent? I have "a friend" who may be interested.

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  6. Of course the ladies arse drill is pink. How unoriginal!

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  7. For Christ sake people, why don't you use the REAL THING! It works much better and you've got extra cream as bonus!

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  8. It would make a lovely base for a boudoir lamp.

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  9. "The picture tells its own story" indeed. This looks like a torture device! Ouch.

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  10. When I saw the picture in my blog roll, I thought it was the Blackpool Tower! I think I would prefer something with a little more girth, like The Pear of Anguish

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  11. if you need me, i'll be
    in the unguent chamber.

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  12. MAGO: Nurse, the arse-drill please, we have to help this man.

    I think we’re about twelve years too late.

    LX: What type of unguent? I have "a friend" who may be interested.

    Bag Balm.

    STACIA: Of course the ladies arse drill is pink. How unoriginal!

    A few unicorn decals would have completed the look.

    DEEP BLUE JON: For Christ sake people, why don't you use the REAL THING! It works much better and you've got extra cream as bonus!

    Are you offering your services?

    TB: It would make a lovely base for a boudoir lamp.

    From boudoir to bad-oir.

    BITTER69UK: "The picture tells its own story" indeed. This looks like a torture device! Ouch.

    I’m ordering one for the oubliette.

    MITZI: When I saw the picture in my blog roll, I thought it was the Blackpool Tower! I think I would prefer something with a little more girth, like The Pear of Anguish

    *crosses legs and blocks all ingoing and outgoing orifices*

    NORMADESMOND: if you need me, i'll be
    in the unguent chamber.


    We’ll need to use the Boy Butter to get you out of there.

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  13. I stopped sticking things up my butt when I became pregnant.

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  14. I had one, but for all the good it did me I might as well as...

    No, can't be bothered.

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  15. "massage, relieves and heals" would be the type of Grindr profile I'd tap.

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  16. THOMBEAU: I stopped sticking things up my butt when I became pregnant.

    There’s a word for girls like you.

    VICUS: I had one, but for all the good it did me I might as well as...
    No, can't be bothered.


    Have you tried placing it atop your rooftop for better reception of the BBC Parliament channel?

    MICHAEL GUY: "massage, relieves and heals" would be the type of Grindr profile I'd tap.

    You have no idea how many Infomaniac Bitches would like to tap YOU.

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  17. You know, one of my ex's said the same thing- Large enough to be efficient, and small enough for anyone over 15! Problem was it wasn't, alas, large enough for moi.

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  18. Piles of what? These medical devices are so confusing. And besides, kabuki don't stick things up his butt. kabuki is an artiste.

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  19. "Note especially those little vent holes...." Noted. And more than a little nervous.

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  20. MISTRESS MADDIE: You know, one of my ex's said the same thing- Large enough to be efficient, and small enough for anyone over 15! Problem was it wasn't, alas, large enough for moi.

    Dealbreaker?

    KABUKI: Piles of what? These medical devices are so confusing. And besides, kabuki don't stick things up his butt. kabuki is an artiste.

    Or a GIGASTAR by any other name.

    PEENEE: "Note especially those little vent holes...." Noted. And more than a little nervous.

    Remember to breathe.

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  21. Looks more like a Rectum Wrecker than a Rectum Rotor.

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  22. COOKIE: Looks more like a Rectum Wrecker than a Rectum Rotor.

    YOU should know all about THAT!

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