Monday, February 20, 2012

Lick Four O'Clock Fag!

Gosh, look at the time!

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It's time we licked four o'clock fag!

22 comments:

  1. It's almost 4 o'clock and nobody's here yet.

    You Bitches must be really fagged!

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  2. **shoves MJ out of the way**

    second!

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  3. FIRST!

    It's not 4 o'clock here, Mistress!

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  4. Well, dear Mistress, let me at least put my socks on
    .

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  5. *tips bucket of fresh raspberries into Vodka fountain... grabs towel off nearest house boy and starts wiping off copious amounts of saliva from person*

    Tell me Mistress... Why is it that every time I go out at 4 o'clock... I end up getting licked from head to toe by complete strangers?...

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  6. dammit all, i keep missing everything!!! xoxoxoxox

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  7. Licked one earlier, thanks... Jx

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  8. Well, I missed the cocktail party, can I bum a fag?

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  9. NURSEMYRA: Find of the Week!!

    Or fag of the week…one or the other.

    BOXER: **shoves MJ out of the way**
    second!


    No need to get pushy, beeyotch.

    LX: FIRST!
    It's not 4 o'clock here, Mistress!


    Practice the suspension of disbelief at all times here on Infomaniac.

    DEEP BLUE JON: Well, dear Mistress, let me at least put my socks on

    Coincidentally, that’s a photo I’m using for a future post.

    Fasten your sock garters…it’s going to be a bumpy night.

    PRINCESS: *tips bucket of fresh raspberries into Vodka fountain... grabs towel off nearest house boy and starts wiping off copious amounts of saliva from person*
    Tell me Mistress... Why is it that every time I go out at 4 o'clock... I end up getting licked from head to toe by complete strangers?...


    Have you tried our new Butt Face towels?

    SCARLET: Is the M&S underwear optional?

    You may remove their manties, if you so desire.

    SAVANNAH: dammit all, i keep missing everything!!!

    I’d say you have a thing or two on your mind right now besides 4 o’clock fag.

    JON: Licked one earlier, thanks

    Surely you’re all fagged out!

    WALLY: Well, I missed the cocktail party, can I bum a fag?

    You can borrow a cigarette too, if you wish.

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  10. Can't lick now I have cottonmouth.

    been busy with 420 Fag.

    *lazily peeks in the room with bleary eyes and says, Man, what time is it?

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  11. I see Boxer had the 4:20 fag first; she could have at least shared!

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  12. AYEM8Y: Can't lick now I have cottonmouth.
    been busy with 420 Fag.
    *lazily peeks in the room with bleary eyes and says, Man, what time is it?


    Your eight o’clock fag is here.

    BLAZNG SCARLET: I see Boxer had the 4:20 fag first; she could have at least shared!

    She’s in charge of the vodka fountain so she has sway around here.

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  13. I don't know what that houseboy had been doing with it... but... I'm afraid Mistress that the new Butt/Face towel... The one I snatched earlier from him was... well... covered in brown and white stripes!...

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  14. The 420 fag passed me some of what got Scarlet blazing. We locked Prinny in the coatroom and Norma is giving her superchargers under the door. And by the way, the Diller A Dollar Ten O'Clock Scholar comes at noon. What will I do with the 4:20 fag? Or did I just answer my own question? *giggles at hand*

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  15. I could use a fag, but four o'clock? Means nothing to me. The gin has left, so now I can spell better!

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  16. Oh my goodness I've fallen into my all time phantasy... Who turned out the lights? Who are are a these hairy men rubbing up against me? OOOh... Stop it! That tickles... Oh you brute! Kindly remove that button Mr!....

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  17. *opens door to coatroom, secondhand smoke billows out, revealing Prinny on the floor wrestling with an overcoat*

    I can't remember the last time I licked a fag. Coulda been 4:00. What would it have tasted like?
    Wait don't answer that.

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  18. Late to the party again.

    No, I'm not licking a fag, I'm going outside to smoke one. Yes, I know I'm naughty. Whatever.

    Is there any vodka left?

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  19. Mistress MJ has four A.M. fag yet must rush out for the day.

    See you Bitches later!

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