Saturday, February 04, 2012

Tea Party

The lovely Mistress Maddie suggested that Mistress MJ host a tea party so pop ‘round for a cuppa, won’t you?


There’s a teacup waiting with YOUR name on it!...


Let’s peek under the tea cosy, shall we?...

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Allow me to pour you a brew…

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And for those of you who like something stronger…

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Note: Be sure to pop by and visit Princess who’s showing us a treasure from her teapot collection!

21 comments:

  1. Teapot picture 4 is from the John Inman school of posturing. The spout is designed to stimulate the walnut.

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  2. YAY, I'm a first to arrive? I must be missing the one labeled sex minx, I forgot my opera glasses. whore will work. I'll take extra cream, and two large lumps. I also brought your sex slave, there own cozies.

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  3. I just got here and my walnut has already been stimulated.......

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  4. MITZI: Teapot picture 4 is from the John Inman school of posturing. The spout is designed to stimulate the walnut.

    He’s joined us today from the afterlife for a nice cuppa.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: YAY, I'm a first to arrive? I must be missing the one labeled sex minx, I forgot my opera glasses. whore will work. I'll take extra cream, and two large lumps. I also brought your sex slave, there own cozies.

    Mitzi beat you by a second so you’ll have to fight over the “whore” teacup.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: I just got here and my walnut has already been stimulated.......

    That reminds me…where is my nutcracker?

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  5. I'll just bags the slut cup then shall I?

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  6. LOL ok, i may have to quit drinking coffee for one of those cups, sugar! ;~) xoxoxo

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  7. PRINCESS: I'll just bags the slut cup then shall I?

    Since AyeM8y hasn’t shown up yet, then SNATCH it!

    SAVANNAH: LOL ok, i may have to quit drinking coffee for one of those cups, sugar! ;~)

    I misread that as “I may have to quit drinking.”

    Obviously I need my eyes checked.

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  8. Here's your nutcracker Mistress!

    Now move over bitches! The last crumpet is MINE!

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  9. i am so at that party! why, that's claudette colbert! (no relation to stephen)

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  10. I'll have my Pharisäer in a glass, thank you.

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  11. And I'll have my Pharisäer in my favorite Holstein-mug

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  12. I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
    Here is my handle, here is my spout.
    When you tip me over, hear me shout:
    "Sock it to me, baby, let it all hang out!"


    I don't remember where I heard that from, but it has stayed with me all these years...

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  13. I'm a little tea pot short and stout.
    Here is my Handle, here is my handle?
    ....

    Oh fuck! I'm a sugar bowl!

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  14. I would like to propose that "Tea Cozy" become the Official Infomaniac Safe Word.

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  15. I'm so sorry the photographer in that top shot caught me examining my scone for pubic hairs, but you never know around here.

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  16. Cool stola MrPeenee ...

    I tought it was "Geronimo", XL - ?

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  17. Is someone sitting on my opera glasses? I can't see what Im nibbling..

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  18. Princess: Truer words hath never been:

    http://www.ask.blinkx.com/watch-video/bessie-smith-i-need-a-little-sugar-in-my-bowl/zbQ9IjK7w_Hl_3NmpTkmsQ

    ..come on baby, satisfy my soul!

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  19. "Twinkle twinkle, little bat / How I wonder what you're at? / Up above the world you fly / Like a tea tray in the sky."

    Darnit! Princess done nabbed my teacup.

    Where's the topless waitress? I need a new cuppa and load it up again with my pills.

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  20. DEEP BLUE JON: Here's your nutcracker Mistress!
    Now move over bitches! The last crumpet is MINE!


    Merci, cher…c’est parfait!

    NORMADESMOND: i am so at that party! why, that's claudette colbert! (no relation to stephen)

    I think she has issues with Peenee.

    MAGO: I'll have my Pharisäer in a glass, thank you.

    An ideal beverage for a chilly evening.

    DEEP BLUE JON: And I'll have my Pharisäer in my favorite Holstein-mug

    Too bad you weren’t around for our Mug Shots Competition.

    AyeM8y had the winning mug, by the way.

    THOMBEAU: I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
    Here is my handle, here is my spout.
    When you tip me over, hear me shout:
    "Sock it to me, baby, let it all hang out!"

    I don't remember where I heard that from, but it has stayed with me all these years...


    It’s probably from one of your redundant musicals!

    PRINCESS: I'm a little tea pot short and stout.
    Here is my Handle, here is my handle?....
    Oh fuck! I'm a sugar bowl!


    See comment from Ms. Nations.

    LX: I would like to propose that "Tea Cozy" become the Official Infomaniac Safe Word.

    Why do we need s safe word?

    *prepares oubliette*

    PEENEE: I'm so sorry the photographer in that top shot caught me examining my scone for pubic hairs, but you never know around here.

    Mistress MJ sat on your scone.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: Is someone sitting on my opera glasses? I can't see what Im nibbling..

    I sat on Peenee’s scone so it’s possible I have a pair of opera glasses stuck to my crinoline as well.

    NATIONS: Princess: Truer words hath never been:
    http://www.ask.blinkx.com/watch-video/bessie-smith-i-need-a-little-sugar-in-my-bowl/zbQ9IjK7w_Hl_3NmpTkmsQ
    ..come on baby, satisfy my soul!


    Princess needs a little hotdog in her roll as well.

    AYEM8Y: "Twinkle twinkle, little bat / How I wonder what you're at? / Up above the world you fly / Like a tea tray in the sky."
    Darnit! Princess done nabbed my teacup.
    Where's the topless waitress? I need a new cuppa and load it up again with my pills.


    You know where Mistress MJ keeps the pills.

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