Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Photo Contest Coming Soon

Grab your cameras, Bitches.


Sometime on Thursday, Mistress MJ will announce a new photo competition.

This will be the first competition of the year!

Can you believe we haven’t had a contest since The Gayest Thing in Your House?

Note: You do not have to remove your clothes to participate. As always, nudity is optional.

23 comments:

  1. First.

    And I have already sent you a picture of my penis and you haven't bestowed a title on it yet.

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  2. THANKS FOR SPOILING THE SURPRISE!

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  3. Just kidding...we'll get to your penis sooner or later.

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  4. DAMMIT THIS TIME I'M NOT HOLDING BACK BITCHES!!! I went easy on y'all last time. My house was CRAMMED TO BURSTING WITH GAYNESS!!!I had Village People albums! I had a vintage Rocky Horror Picture Show t-shirt! I HAD A COWBOY CURTIS ACTION FIGURE! But no. No, I was nice. I let other people feel important.

    NO MORE MR/MS. NICE GUY/GIRL!!!!!

    *staggers off muttering and flailing*

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  5. ...does that man have an inordinately shiny weenis? Egad.

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  6. didn't i ask you not to post this picture of me?

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  7. ***claps hands like an over excited seal at a fish convention***
    Sx

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  8. What about a cutest baby picture conest? Ooooo....that sounds like fun!

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  9. Whatever the contest is I hope that it doesn't involve naked or almost naked fat guys or girls. I can see plenty of those at the local Walmart in summer and in ain't pretty.

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  10. just so long as I don't have to drag out the extra wide angle lens again like I did for my arse shot!

    By the way... My chiropractor is still thanking you!

    @Norma... What a lovely shiny wenis you have!

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  11. I wish i could "like" comments like we do on that other place that starts with an F and ends with a K, cause all of you bitches are making my day everyday!

    And thanks for our dear Mistress for preventing use the pain of dealing with Blogger's aweful new Word Verification system.

    Hugs
    Jon

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  12. Oh and please, don't mind the typos!

    *sigh*

    Who am I kidding. Of course they're gonna mind!

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  13. *Waiting with bated breath* and also beating the devil's tattoo.

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  14. On closer inspection is that Wilidelphia/Brimula spreadable knob cheese on his smeg peg?

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  15. Got my camera idling in my purse as I type!

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  16. Is somebody insinuating that this is a picture of Wilfred Brimley?
    BECAUSE IT ISN'T.

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  17. Ohhhhhhh, dear, aint that a cute little sausage!

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  18. BITCHES: There will be no more talk of Wilfrid Brimley's penis. Do you understand?

    Now get ready 'cause here I come...the photo contest, that is.

    Any minute now.

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  19. Can we get some powder on that prick?
    The shine is ruining the compostition.

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  20. He surely polished his knob - someone HAD to say it.

    (This is my first comment done via The Angel- hach!)

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  21. Are you clearing your throat, Herr Mago?

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