Thursday, February 09, 2012

Latecomers

Peenee and Norma finally show up to the party and discover they are overdressed…

17 comments:

  1. there's a party, sugar? xoxoxox

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  2. Our new one-piece lace foundation
    garment. Zips up the back and no bone.

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  3. You could bounce a dime off that and get three nickles back. Dayum.

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  4. nooooooo! Cake!!!!!

    vodka!!


    p.s. a little puppy porn is up just for you Pal.

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  5. Don't forget the cone shaped cups to offset the fact that there's no boning


    Hai Jon! Bitches!

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  6. I didn't realise the entry fee was an ashtray for MJ's collection... How thoughtful... Norma and Peenee bought a matching pair... as well as matching ashtrays...

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  7. I think it's pretty clear just who is who.

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  8. I think we look perfectly fine. Wait till you see our new tap dance number.

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  9. One of them would definitely benefit from my NEW! Butterstick thermal wrap - three heat settings, guarenteed weight loss in less than 10 sessions, ONLY £4,050.99 per session. Bargain!!
    Sx

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  10. ....can cause blistering. Always read the small print... your house maybe at risk etc, etc...

    Legalities!!
    Sx

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  11. SAVANNAH: there's a party, sugar?

    Drop your drawers…it’s THAT kind of party.

    NORMADESMOND: Our new one-piece lace foundation
    garment. Zips up the back and no bone.


    Where’s the bone? Did you tuck it?

    NATIONS: You could bounce a dime off that and get three nickles back. Dayum.

    You could aim at their slots too and definitely score a hole in one.

    BOXER: nooooooo! Cake!!!!!
    vodka!!
    p.s. a little puppy porn is up just for you Pal.


    I’ll be over asap!

    COREYJO: Don't forget the cone shaped cups to offset the fact that there's no boning
    Hai Jon! Bitches!


    Big bottoms, big bottoms
    Talk about mud flaps
    These gals got ‘em

    PRINCESS: I didn't realise the entry fee was an ashtray for MJ's collection... How thoughtful... Norma and Peenee bought a matching pair... as well as matching ashtrays...

    Mistress MJ specifically asked for the Art Deco ashtray with the chrome DC-3 airplane on top.

    THOMBEAU: I think it's pretty clear just who is who.

    For those of you who are blindfolded, just smell their hands.

    MAGO: Will the fat lady sing?

    Don’t encourage her.

    PEENEE: I think we look perfectly fine. Wait till you see our new tap dance number.

    Who do you think you are? The Gumm Sisters?

    SCARLET: One of them would definitely benefit from my NEW! Butterstick thermal wrap - three heat settings, guarenteed weight loss in less than 10 sessions, ONLY £4,050.99 per session. Bargain!!
    ....can cause blistering. Always read the small print... your house maybe at risk etc, etc...
    Legalities!!


    Don’t forget the disclaimer “May cause anal leakage.”

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  12. I don't remember the last time I saw Peenee's tits so perky.

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  13. COOKIE: I don't remember the last time I saw Peenee's tits so perky.

    1963?

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