Sunday, February 05, 2012

Undies are Gossips!

It’s not just her friends who are talking about Norma

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Someone should tell her about “undie odor.”

17 comments:

  1. And kabuki is not saying a word - kabuki enjoys living

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  2. There's a reason your parents named you 'Dot', lady. Ring ring pick up the clue phone. You draws be stankin.

    Smells like.....monkey....

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  3. Don't look at me...
    I already gave her my breath-mints, that broken comb that mj gave me AND, a moist towelette....
    Now where did norma go with my teacup of white-lightning???

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  4. Ohhhhhhh, the poor thing. What's next bed bugs? And all this time I thought no one was sitting next to her because they thought the ear trumpet was obnoxious looking. Well, at least what she was doing with it......

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  5. Undie odour... there's a lot of that at the Gimcrack

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  6. BITCHES: Do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT click on Norma’s link, above.

    Note to Norma: This is not over.

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  7. stanks like an old hollywood back lot...no wonder your people are sitting in the dark, so you can't see their gas masks! oh really it's too early in the morning to be such a bitch...

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  8. A daily douche of ammonia and baking soda should keep that well used orifice odor free. Remember what Grandma used to say "A clean twat is a happy twat" and "Wear clean undies in case you get hit by a bus and have to go to the hospital".

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  9. Quick and Thrifty?
    Just like Norma!

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  10. These helpful people could provide the answer...

    http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-for-my-balls-to-smell-like-my-dogs-feet-40851/

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  11. mj: Note to Norma: This is not over.
    idle threats.

    mago: Time for protective gear ...
    if you can't take the fish, stay out of the rowboat.

    topher: stanks like an old hollywood back lot...no wonder your people are sitting in the dark, so you can't see their gas masks! oh really it's too early in the morning to be such a bitch...
    it's SO never too early. i've been taught by masters.

    TB: A daily douche of ammonia and baking soda should keep that well used orifice odor free.
    don't be so presumptuous, it's never touched.

    princess: Might I suggest This Norma Darling...
    not unless you'd like to sleep with the fishes

    blazing scarlet: Quick and Thrifty?
    Just like Norma!

    you so have my number!

    first nations: These helpful people could provide the answer...
    the puppies feet DO smell like fritos & i love it.

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  12. ...hang on, I am catching up... will follow link...
    Sx

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  13. Think it's about time for some Fanny Fabreze. Or that pink ointment - it's got to be useful for something.
    Sx

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