Monday, February 06, 2012

Mistress MJ Will Cut a Bitch


No apologies, Norma.

UPDATE: For the love of all that is holy, do NOT click here.

23 comments:

  1. First!

    Give it to her MJ. Take no shit, take no prisoners!

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  2. hmmm
    any pointers on reclaiming a blog stolen by blogger?

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  3. just as i clicked, Jeanie said "google, not blogger"
    oops...

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  4. that face screams...

    "i just smelled my own panties
    and that weren't gossip i whiffed."

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  5. ... So, I'll just leave the slaw here?

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  6. Cookie did your hair, eh? I like the "platform" look! I think a plane could land on it!

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  7. Well Mj, I'm glad to see you leanred something- and dressed elegant for a slap fight and donned a dress and a smart up do! And Deep Blue, I have something a plane could land on! now...where are them hushpuppies?

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  8. Sweet. A truce is no fun, anyhow.

    I brought the mixed nuts! Would someone please kindly point me toward the guacamole?

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  9. I've been holding the guacamole up to Prinny's poor unconscious face trying to wake her. There were antlers! And a dangly fish! Then someone flung a pair of stankass panties and *snif* and now she's...OH THE HUMANITY!

    *reviews Oscar speech*

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  10. I don't know about you Stacia, but I say we sell tickets to the big fight and split the doe?

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  11. This also got me to thinking. Is this going to turn into the big Friday Night Fight?

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  12. This must be what it was like to be on the set for Whatever Happened to Baby Jane with Bette and Joan.

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  13. And only 31.87 CAD! MJ, this is a bargain you see only once in a lifetime. You can't miss this. Buy a dozen... no buy a gross, you know how feisty we all bitches are!

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  14. Oh, thanks a LOT, Mago.

    I was going to surprise Deep Blue with "The Fist" for his birthday!

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  15. Sorry, dear Mistress, but I'm sure another item can be inserted as a blessing.

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  16. Mistress MJ has moved on, Bitches!

    Letting bygones be bygones (for NOW) with Miss Normadesmond.

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  17. No worries MJ, if you just don a pair of spurs and ride Jon like a horse I'm sure his birthday wishes will fulfilled.

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