Monday, February 06, 2012

Truce

A truce has been called between Mistress MJ and Miss Normadesmond.


We shall return to our regularly scheduled programming later.

UPDATE: Truce? Apparently NOT.

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  1. Is there something you'd like to add, Miss Desmond?

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  2. Damn. This was just getting interesting.

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  3. YES! I knew this would end up in a big bitch slapping party!

    *grabs Mistress Maddie's opera glasses*

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  4. Keep your legs together, Norma.

    You're attracting flies.

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  5. What was that safe word again?

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  6. I'll tell you the Safe Word for $5 ... or a pix of your tits. Whichever.

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  7. *Takes a seat down front and readies the hatpins*

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  8. Who is this Miss Desmond of which you speak?

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  9. All I want for my birthday is for you kids to get along. sobs

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  10. someone please, throw up a brick wall and hand miss thombeau a mike. she is a comedienne.

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  11. Jon! Why didn't you call me sooner! *sits down next to jon & hands him a rain slicker* "here, we don't wanna get chum on us."

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  12. Aw! Thank you dear!
    *hands over opera glasses to CJ*

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  13. Thanks love.
    *trades the popcorn for the opera glasses*

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  14. This whole thing sickens me and is in extremely poor taste.

    I wash my hands of this sordid event.

    *flounces off*

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  15. what the hell is happening around here, sugarpies??? sweet jaysus! i can not leave all ya'll alone for more than a week... xoxoxox

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  16. I just called 911. They're coming with the Jaws of Life, some superglue and a carton of heavy duty adult diapers to get this whole mess fixed up.

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  17. Is that superglue for Norma's wig?

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  18. Or is it to keep her legs together?

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  19. You will have to wait because I am in the process of washing my hands at Ms Norma's. I will pass you the towel when I have finished.
    Sx

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  20. *still sitting front row center*

    Wow, the flouncing! The stinging recrinimations! The drama! The smell! Gimme the opera glasses Corey Jo!

    *throws popcorn*

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  21. Now you two better settle this right this second, before I come betwix you both and beat ya with a 15" doudble header didlo I got from Cory jo closet! And who in hell now has my opera glasses?

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  22. OoOoOoO ... am I late for the main event?
    I brought fresh popcorn & binoculars (sorry, can't find the opera glasses)

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  23. Gee Whiz Maddie! *pouts* I had plans for that dildo, now it's ruined. And who told you where the goody basket was? Jon!?!

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  25. I'm still trying to deliver the slaw & tartar sauce...

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  26. What's happening here? *Takes a seat by Ms Nations*

    Oooh... Hat Pins! What a great idea Nations...
    I heard MJ and Norma were having a smackdown...

    I could only find a box of thumb tacks and a vat of olive oil...

    * empties oil vat and throws box of tacks into wrestling ring...*


    That should make things interesting

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  27. Now, now, Corey, you know Maddie is wise enough to know how to find the jewel box. She just have to follow your dog to the treasure chest under the bed!

    Bring the cloeslaw over here Wally and pour the sauce all over MJ and Norma. That should cover up that aweful fishy smell.

    Princess dear, would you like some popcorn?

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  29. KEEP HUCKIN' THOSE TACKS PRINNY! WE GOT COLESLAW WRESTLING!!!!!!!!
    *throws opera glasses, looks through popcorn*

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  30. Norma- I have a purse atomizer with Chanel #5, would that help?

    Cory,why yes, the dog,yes.... thats it, the dog showed me to the jewel box, it's not like jon and I used it together or anything...finding opera glass...slipping out the door....

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