Thursday, February 09, 2012

FuckFest

Here we see the inevitable result of our earlier questions

39 comments:

  1. Oh dear. I really should have shaved before you started taking snaps.

    I'm accidentally first again.

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  2. It’s not too late to book an appointment at The Infomaniac House of Beauty.

    Enjoy Miss Scarlet’s “Butter Stick Treatment!”

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  3. OOOOOooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

    now that takes me back..

    **places nostalgic chaste kisses on Mistress' feet as is proper**

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  4. You'd better WATCH your back, Damien!

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  5. has group fishing season started already?

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  6. Topher, are you the meat in the Peenee/Thombeau sandwich?

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  7. Oh well... Looks like the cocktail frock was a waste of time...
    *flings frock into the corner and dives in*

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  8. I think I just caught a groper...

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  9. From cocktail FROCK to cocktail FUCK.

    So it goes.

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  10. one drink and I feel it... Two drinks... and any body can!

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  11. Word has it that they already HAVE!

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  12. I wondered what attracted the sharks...

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  13. Oh! I can now do the butterstick treatment en masse!
    Sx

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  14. There will be discounts for stick sharing!
    Sx

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  15. And Don't think I didn't see your little eyes light up Mr Lax....

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  16. LX AND PRINCESS: Am I going to have to separate you?

    SCARLET: Isn’t stick-sharing what got The Infomaniac House of Beauty involved in that nasty court case with The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium?

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  17. NO! Not my stick! But Mr Devine's warty wand!

    Where is Mr Devine? It's about time he showed himself.
    Sx

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  18. Blimey, that's a bit modern and new fangled, Mr Lax... are you sure... I have a winning way wiv me sticks.
    Sx

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  19. I can’t believe it’s not butter!

    Speaking of butter AND Mr. DeVice, I once gave him an industrial sized tub of Boy Butter for his birthday.

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  20. ...certainly one way of making a sausage sizzle....
    Sx

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  21. Remember, felching carries its own dangers.

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  22. ...it's all greasy and it smells like guinea pigs. From what I've heard. *steals bong from hippie upper right corner*

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  23. I'm Chauncey Gardner and I like to watch.
    This is just like television, only you can see much further. As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

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  24. SCARLET: ...certainly one way of making a sausage sizzle....

    Who ordered the bratwurst?

    COOKIE: Remember, felching carries its own dangers.

    Spoken like one who’s been to Felchville and back!

    NATIONS: ...it's all greasy and it smells like guinea pigs. From what I've heard. *steals bong from hippie upper right corner*

    *Febrezes liberally*

    DONN: I'm Chauncey Gardner and I like to watch.
    This is just like television, only you can see much further. As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.


    Come into my lady garden, Mr. Gardner.

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  25. Ooooo!! Free for all!! Scoot over Princess, well on second thought... and did someone mention butter??

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  26. Who's got the 12 inches? I wanna see it.

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  27. I could have danced all night!

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  28. COREYJO: Ooooo!! Free for all!! Scoot over Princess, well on second thought... and did someone mention butter??

    Boy Butter…the spread of choice.

    TB: Who's got the 12 inches? I wanna see it.

    Is it available at Aunt Ida's Miniature Golf Course and 2 for 1 Marguerita Bar?

    THOMBEAU: I could have danced all night!

    And still have begged for more, no doubt.

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  29. he said "kabuki - you got no tits and a tight box" and kabuki said "bitch, get off my back" thank you, kabuki will be here thru the weekend

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  30. KABUKI: he said "kabuki - you got no tits and a tight box" and kabuki said "bitch, get off my back" thank you, kabuki will be here thru the weekend

    ba-dum-TISH!

    NORMADESMOND: "i'm smelling things....."

    Your hands? Your breath? Or your undies?

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  31. You're late to the party, Mago.

    Just jump onto the pile.

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  32. Ah yes, Norma's back from the seaside restaurant. Who's the poor sod down under all the heavin' flesh? The man down the totem pole ...

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  33. It's a totem pole all right but I wish he'd left off the big eagle thingie on top *applies butter liberally*

    *as opposed to conservatively*

    *I'll be here all week; try the salmon*

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  34. It's a twisted key and/or rainbow party!

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  35. Heads up, Bitches.

    Check out the latecomers.

    See new post.

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