Saturday, May 31, 2008

To Blog or Not to Blog?

Not to blog.

Instead, I’m going to soak my tired old arse.

26 comments:

  1. First Post! WCSN is the King of Australia! Now, for a good victory soak...

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  2. Little moon?? I think big moon would be more appropriate.

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  3. Does this work purely for the arse or is a general aromatherapeutic mineral bath?

    If it's the first I think we should send some to the guy from filthy friday

    surely you know the address MJ

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  4. Saggy old arse would be a more accurate description.

    Or saggy old wrinkly, liver-spotted, stinking arse sat atop cellulite thighs.

    Yes, that'd be more apt.

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  5. mj...i need some of this shit...does it come in large bottles?

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  6. CHAMP: *throws the Champ an absorbent towel to dry off his powerful body hairs*

    IVD: Says the freakishly tall poor skinny little fucker who can’t walk through a doorway without banging his head.

    CYBERPOOF: Pikslikker.

    PIGGY: *checks to see if they make a product for moaning, frenetic, whiney, annoying, ginger-pubed old poofters to massage into their wee, barely visible willies*

    DAISY: We could arrange for a giant vat of the stuff to be delivered by tanker truck to your doorstep.

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  7. do you have anything for "tired old feet AND arse"?

    I'd like a gallon, please.

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  8. CYBERPOOF: Kys mig i røven.

    BOXER: Old Knudsen will give you a foot massage.

    MAGO: You can leave your hand imprints in it like at Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

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  9. Rend og hop din klamme gamle so

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  10. There should be a whiskey called "Tired Old Soak".

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  11. the last time he kinda drooled and i spent days getting that out of the area between my toes.

    TMI?

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  12. CYBERPOOF: Hold kæft!

    GEOFF: Served to me by a strapping young Celt in a kilt whilst I'm having a Highland fling.

    BOXER: That wasn't drool.

    You may have upset his chi.

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  13. Skrid af helvede til din mær

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  14. I like feet.....

    I have a tired old ass I just put it through the mule dip to get rid of its ticks but it don't carry junk and trunks like it used to.

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  15. CYBERPOOF: Oh for CyberPete's sake. Enough!

    KNUDSEN: Mule dip?

    Are there refried black beans in that?

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  16. Think you might need a bigger jar than that, have you seen the size of your arse?

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  17. CYBERPOOF: *smacks self in head*

    BEAST: (?)

    TAZZY: Unlike your arse, mine does not require that I wear a "Caution: Wide Load" sign on my backside.

    I believe this comment may have actually been left by Piggy? Not Tazzy? I suspect.

    Tazzy has a beautiful botty.

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  18. What did you do that for?

    Try soaking it in the tired old ass soak then, Might do something for the pain

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  19. I need some of this. Pity my tub is craptastic.

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  20. Awww, how nice of you to take the day off to care for your donkey...I didn't know you lived on a farm!

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  21. bless your heart! and your arse, too!! ;-)
    xoxxo

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  22. CYBERPOOF: Pffffft.

    T-BIRD: Share a friend's tub.

    EROS: I'm a little bit country.

    SAVANNAH: Shucks.

    Thank ya, ma'am.

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