Friday, May 30, 2008

Filthy Friday

Yoga gone bad ...

42 comments:

  1. Oh Dear God, I came by to snag your email so I can send my pictures for the "how not to decorate" and I GET this.

    I had to turn my lap top upside before I figured out what I was looking at.

    Is that Manuel again?

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  2. BOXER: Manuel’s sugarloaf is sweet, unlike this one.

    Did you know Manuel has given me permission to some day touch his sugarloaf?

    NWT: He thinks it’s a Maria Sharapova pillow.

    CHAMP: Email me for her phone number.

    I hear she likes beards.

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  3. First!

    (The picture distracted me)

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  4. Oh lord.
    Brown tinged butt crack this early in the morning.
    ***throws chocolate croissant in bin with sqwuark of disgust***

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  5. BOB: A wee bit of schlong cannot be wrong.

    BOXER: Yay!

    IVD: You’re the one who posted about gay whales, might I remind you?

    BEAST: The calories from that chocolate croissant would have gone straight to your arse.

    I did you a favour.

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  6. Looks like a map of downtown Vancouver. see? There's Hastings avenue running diagonally across town!
    you can even make out the streetlights!

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  7. Anal bleaching and waxing services required.

    This should be posted with the title:

    NAKED YOGA - EPIC FAIL!

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  8. NATIONS: You can see the Safe-Injection Site too.

    T-BIRD: I just hope he has a packet of Yoga Mat Cleaning Wipes.

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  9. i knew it was filthy friday.

    i knew it would be gross.

    it is.

    and yet, here i am.

    *wearing my sunglasses all day to let my eyes recover*

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  10. Let's just be grateful he's doing a side crane pose, as opposed to a Jane Fonda fire hydrant; the resulting sweat sheen would've made this picture much, much worse.

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  11. SAVANNAH: The sun shines out of his arse.

    EROS: Not to mention “feeling the burn”.

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  12. What's that smell? EWWWWW!

    *passes out and falls on the floor*

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  13. RANDOM: I’m sure his arse is minty clean.

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  14. *Regaining consciousness*

    Hmmm...is that Spearmint or Curiously Strong like Altoids? Let me have another sniff...

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  15. RANDOM: Pfffffffffffffffffftttt.

    Ooops. Forgot to warn you.

    He had cabbage and Guinness for dinner.

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  16. MJ.
    ENOUGH!!
    Where are those pics of Anna Kournikova that you promised me? Every time I visit your blog I feel like chucking, don't do this to me!

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  17. HEY MJ, I have given you an Award on my blog that is an unique as you are: go check it out!!!

    Meanwhile, I'm barfing from the stench of cabbage and Guiness.

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  18. RATTY: When I asked for your Celebrity Arse requests, I don’t recall you asking for Anna Kournikova.

    RANDOM: My award is wearing a gas mask.

    Well that says it all, doesn’t it?

    Suzanne would have given me a bouquet of roses.

    I love the smell of cabbage and Guinness.

    It reminds me of dirty, filthy Irishmen.

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  19. The first incident of a yogic flying crash landing.

    George Harrison will be turning in his grave. (Yogic turning).

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  20. GEOFF: George Harrison AND Doug Henning will be turning in their graves.

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  21. Why are we looking up this fat old hairy mans arsehole?

    I'm just wondering.

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  22. Wrong, man. Wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to start.

    Butt... heh... at least there are no toilet paper bunnies hanging off his butt hair.

    That would have been the icing on the cake.

    Peace!

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  23. CYBERPOOF: We’re looking for the wristwatch you lost up there.

    DIVA: Help yourself to a slice of dingleberry pie.

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  24. Can't have been mine as I don't own a wristwatch

    Been thinking about it for years now but never got around to buying it

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  25. CyberPete: It could have been worse, you may have lost a pocket watch down there, which would have really been a story.

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  26. Yogic flying over Niagara Falls? What a buzz, maaaaaaaan!

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  27. CYBERPOOF: Your pearl bracelet, then.

    We know you have one of those as we've seen the pictures.

    GEOFF: As a candidate for Canada's "Natural Law Party", Henning proposed yogic flying as a solution to the problems of the nation.

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  28. MJ, have you got the matching pearl necklace to CyberPete's pearl bracelet?

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  29. I'd never get my hand near that, not even if he wore pants and I wore rubber gloves

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  30. BOB: CyberPoof has the matching set.

    CYBERPOOF: How about your satin opera gloves?

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  31. BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE............................BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE BARSE.

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  32. KNUDSEN: Barse and plenty of it.

    Would you like to resubmit your "Knudsen's arse" photo in this position?

    Boxer, for one, would love to see it.

    How do I know you're Knudsen, anyway? Where's your avatar? And your cap?

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  33. Oh no 'ol one eye at it again.

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  34. Really wonder who took that photograph.

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  35. Ok - those yoga mat cleaning wipes are something I think I'd enjoy.

    This gentleman, however, need some Glen Twenty and Hospital Grade Bleach.

    After which he can clean the mat.

    Baddum - tish!

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  36. MYTOES: And he's got his eye on you.

    MAGO: Your ma.

    T-BIRD: Tish?

    Or tush?

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  37. OLGA: It's just as well that you've moved on and left him BEHIND.

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