Friday, May 23, 2008

Filthy Friday – Ginger Pubes

Before I show you the photo, I must explain the term “ginger pubes” to our American readers.

It means “red pubic hair” and I won’t explain it again so take note and remember it.

When you hear the word “ginger” from now on, think red.




And now let’s get to the pubes…








The only person I know with ginger pubes is Piggy but obviously this willie is too big to be Piggy’s.

My question to you today is…

Ginger pubes: Yea or nay?

Are ginger pubes a turn-on or a turn-off for you?

Are you the owner of ginger pubes yourself?

I now declare this debate open.

95 comments:

  1. I prefer ginger snaps myself. Dunked in coffee.

    And The Band IS the best band to ever come out of Canada. Well, them and Buddy Wasisname and Da Udder Fellers from Newfoundland. But The Band win.

    Ginger snaps - now I'm wanting some...

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  2. FIRE CROTCH!!!

    Ginger Pubes: Yea or Nay? How about Ginger Grant (although I always more a MaryAnn kind of guy

    Turn on or turn off? Beggars can't be choosers so turn on I guess

    Owner of Ginger Pubes? No, I rent

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  3. NWT: By d'Lard liftin', Gotta Get Me Moose B'y!

    Yes indeed, you gotta give credit to Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers.

    Lard Tunderin' Jeezus, you do.

    BOB: Is there no man who is both a Ginger AND a Mary Ann fan?

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  4. MJ: That would have been a dream threesome... not counting you and cher of course

    Canadian bands... how about Tragically Hip?

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  5. Is ronald Mc Donald hiding in my pants....
    I dont think so !!!!

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  6. BOB: Tragically, I’m redirecting the topic to ginger pubes.

    BEAST: I thought you were sick in bed with the Man Flu.

    Whatever IS in your pants had better duck because I’m flinging my flaming uterus at you!

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  7. Miss MJ , the Beast is feeling better this morning (apart from the hacking cough) ..... enough of this small talk
    HOW DO YOU KNOW THE SIZE OF PIGGY's MANHOOD????

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  8. The cough was probably caused by the choking black smoke from the flaming uterus
    Now lts get back to PIGGIES GONADS ????

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  9. Even though I'm a massive fan of the King of the Gingers: Damien Lewis, I can't say that those ginger pubes turn me on. Damien's might be a different matter though...

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  10. Oh, that should be Damian, with an a not an e.

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  11. I so fucking do not have ginger pubes, you cheeky cunt.

    Tazzy will (better) confirm this fact.

    Whatever colour my pubes are, they must surely be better than your silver ones.

    Oh and take that that our URL has altered slightly. You probably haven't been paying attention.

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  12. I must admit I am a fan of the ginger. Must be some kind of instinctive heritage thing LOL

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  13. An abomination and due cause for compulsory sterilisation.

    Axl Rose has ginger pubes, which seals my argument.

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  14. I think one of the earliest things that cemented my covendenship was my share fascination of Damian Lewis.

    I love gingers.

    Also, my mother just called. I had to scroll down so I couldn't see that massive ginger wang whilst we were talking...

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  15. That's just wrong. They must have a pube dye or just shave the fuckers off.

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  16. Pubes is pubes. As well as the garden is well manicured there really isn't too much of a difference.

    Red on the head fire in the bed so they say

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  17. MJ.
    Yes, I love ginger pubes but not with meat and two veg. protruding. In these days of shaven havens I pine for the substantial bush.

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  18. Yay! I love the Gingers (their bigger!)

    Prince Harry for King! (or Queen)

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  19. ***doesnt believe Piggy's protestations for a minute****

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  20. BEAST: Manhood is too macho a word for Piggy’s ladybits.

    And I’ll thank you not to cough up a lung on Mistress MJ’s blog.

    My uterus would not be flaming were it not for the fact that Nations threw a bottle rocket through your letterbox at the same time that I was flinging my uterus at your head.

    IVD: Is Damian Lewis your “dream-catch (er)”?

    PIGGY: If you’re not a ginger, then how do you explain the ginger hairs on your arse?

    If you scroll down to the photo of your arse with the pink starfish on it and then click the pic to enlarge, you’ll notice fine ginger hairs.

    LOST: DNA…you can’t help yourself then.

    GARFY: Compulsory sterilisation for gingers?

    Elect Garfer for Taoiseach.

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  21. T-BIRD: I’ll bet your Ma was looking at the massive ginger wang while she was talking to you on the phone.

    TATAS: Why don’t you get out your weed whacker and help rid the country of ginger pubes?

    And your own bush could use a good trimming as well.

    Mind you don’t break the weed whacker.

    HNTER1018: Red on the head, you’re better off dead.

    Don’t they say that too?

    RATTY: How nice to see you again.

    Too bad you weren’t around to get into the Vintage Vag vs Modern Muff discussion.

    FROBI: Prince Harry for Queen?

    We already decided the Queen is either you or Piggy.

    BEAST: The lady doth protest too much.

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  22. MJ they say red heads xome two forms ugly and pretty there is no in between.

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  23. HNTER1018: Like “comedian” Carrot Top vs Julianne Moore?

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  24. Ginger hairs appearing to be part of my arse are nothing but a consequence of modern-day camera technology failings.

    They have an inability to accurately reflect the true colour of hair. Especially arse hair.

    So there.

    Anyway... You got our link wrong in your blogroll (no surprise there), you thick bitch.

    Our pages are now served up 'dynamically', so the bit you tagged onto the end ('page=1') is subject to change without notice, depending on when we optimize the database.

    Which sort of illustrates why we use 'tazzyandpiggy.com/?' as opposed to what you put.

    Thick cunt. Technology really is out of your reach, isn't it? It must be awful being you.

    Or as thick as you.

    *shoves a very large aubergine up Beasts arse on the way out*

    *notices I didn't have to shove very hard*

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  25. Shite. You see what you made me do?

    It's not 'tazzyandpiggy.com/?'

    It IS 'tazzyandpiggy.com/blog/?'

    Your madness is afflicting me!

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  26. As my BT always says " Fire above, fire below" LOL What can I say? I loves me some ginger.

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  27. PIGGY: Typing in 'tazzyandpiggy.com/blog/?' leads to your home page, not your blog page.

    Can’t you make it so that we click directly onto your blog page?

    *notices aubergine on the floor, stuffs it, and serves it to Beast…Greek style*

    LOST: Thank goodness for you or the gingers would get no love at all!

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  28. fascinating topic, sugar! ;-)

    *going back for a closer look*

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  29. I'm sorry for this but it is there to be said.

    Q. What is old and smells of Ginger?

    A. Fred Astaire's mustache.

    My mother told me that joke, endlessly.

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  30. I say this, but not with pride...

    I learn SO much from you.

    Just wondering if you're up for a massive assault onto Old K - he clearly didn't appreciate our hard work yesterday to celebrate his birthday.

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  31. It's the boiled flesh that tends to accompany the ginger pubes that I object to.

    Seen my fair share of boiled flesh in my time, and ginger pubes. I may not like it, but I take what's on offer.

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  34. Fuck sake!!! 3 times this time. What's wrong with me? I used to be able to control it, now i'm getting on a bit I'm posting to comments all over the place.

    Terribly sorry MJ.

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  35. nope, im downtown brown... no red fuzzies on me... im with huntr on this issue, as long as its manicured in some fasion its all the same... a little change up is always nice...

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  36. SAVANNAH: Don’t get too close or you’ll be picking ginger pubes out of your teeth.

    RATTY: Your Ma cracks me up.

    She called to tell me about that thing you do when you think nobody’s looking.

    So cute! Yet so embarrassing if I told the others.

    BOXER: I’ve had it with Knudsen.

    Did you see how he referred to us as his hoors of Babylon?

    And he’s dumped us for some old codger named “Bill” of Florida.

    HERGE: It’s okay. No really.

    Between 30% and 70% of men have your problem.

    You might want to think about the “let’s just cuddle” option with your pals.

    VOICES: Give us a look to see if the curtains really match the carpet.

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  37. BOB: Tragically, I’m redirecting the topic to ginger pubes.

    ...and I'm turning it back to that MJ/cher/Bobness threesome.

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  38. MJ, you old dear. You really are having a problem grasping the concept, aren't you?

    Look:

    www.tazzyandpiggy.com is our HOME page. The general entry point for our site.

    www.tazzyandpiggy.com/blog is our LANDING page, from where we can 'point' elsewhere - the page assignes dynamic pages (which change!).

    Using the 'landing page' allows us to make alterations without affecting the ability to reach the blog, or having to (in the future) rename the blog entry point again.

    It's a case of go to it and click the blog entry.

    Methinks you're just too fucking lazy to click the word 'Blog'.

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  39. Well, it is summer, and if those queer eye guys are right, red is a summer color and it's in! Bring on the heat! I'll put out the fire!
    That's red heads, NOT crabs or other STDs or genital afflictions...

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  40. BOB: Never gonna happen.

    If you love Canadian women so much, why don’t you and Shania Twain give Celine Dion a call?

    PIGGY: Yes, I AM too lazy to click the word “Blog” …

    How many hoops do we have to jump through?

    Why don’t I just put a tiny fez on my head like the trained monkey that I am?

    Fine, I’ll change the link.

    Fucking ginger-pubed Blog Lord.

    EROS: Hot pink is in this summer too.

    You might find what you’re looking for there in IVD and CyberPoof.

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  41. some folks just dont get the fucking point do they...


    *stands up, eyebrows furrowed down, tapping foot. pulls blunt object from inside jacket pocket*




    yeah, no problem with the full monty, but be warned..."once you go zack you never go back"...

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  42. BOXER: America has ruined Old Knudsen.

    VOICES: Once you go Zack you never go back?

    If you read Old Knudsen's latest post, you'll see that he once said to me, "you've tried the rest now try the best."

    If only your willies were as big as your egos!

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  43. Mine is!

    Tazzy's is even bigger than his ego!

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  44. Those pubes look like they belong to Bozo the clown. Fucking scary!

    I'm with Tatas, dye it or off with the hair!

    *shudders*

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  45. PIGGY: Oh DO stop going on about your wee willie.

    I’d like Tazzy to whip out his todger and beat me roughly with it while reading his grocery list in that sexy Yorkshire accent.

    CYBERPOOF: Imagine if ginger pube man was coming at you naked with big ole clown shoes and a frizzy wig?

    Are you getting excited?

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  46. Seeing as CyberPoof let it pass, I'd better offer my Hot Pink services to Eros!

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  47. IVD: CyberPoof is too busy being serviced by clowns.

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  48. i read earlier, thought you might like a double shot of ego this morning...

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  49. jaysus, do you know EVERYTHING??? xoxox (i put up the translation, sugar!)

    aside: at least you and anonboxer are aknowledged, i've been kicked to the curb! ;-( AND, what's even worse - i'm the original whore of babylon (figuratively speaking of course, i'm not THAT old)

    additional aside: why hasn't petey looked at my fab 5 yet????? *le sigh*

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  50. VOICES: I’d rather have a double shot of Tazzy todger!

    SAVANNAH: CyberPoof is too busy having clown sex to visit you.

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  51. i went over to tazzy and piggys place... found the blog link and still couldnt really figure it all out? is it a dating site?

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  52. VOICES: Yes, Voices, Tazzy and Piggy's place IS a dating site.

    A dating site for aging poofters.

    Aging poofters not unlike you see posted on my blog from time to time.

    Tired old aging poofters.

    Tazzy and Piggy's Dating Service for Tired Old Aging Poofters.

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  53. Remind me to delete their link before I become a Tired OAP!

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  54. IVD: You’re well on your way to aging poofterdom.

    I’ve seen those dining room chairs of yours that look like cast-offs from your great-gran.

    Why don’t you sign yourself up in advance for Tazzy and Piggy’s Dating Service for Tired Old Aging Poofters?

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  55. Clows scare me, naked or otherwise is no matter

    Oh my plan is working, IDV busy with Bingowings

    *runs off to chat up Tim*

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  56. CYBERPOOF: Your spelling scares me.

    WTF is a clow?

    Oooo the evil clow is after me!

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  57. Clows are a special variety of clowns

    Didn't you know that?

    Well all varieties of clowns scare me

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  58. Never seen anything like that!! Kind of gives a new meaning to" Carrot Top" Nice willy though.

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  59. I never liked clowns. I always thought they were kind of creepy. Then I saw the movie IT, and it confirmed my suspicions that clowns are disturbing!

    Though I do like it when they krump!

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  60. CYBERPOOF: *plans a scary clown post just for CyberPoofter*

    MYTOES: This is the first time I've heard you say, "Nice willy."

    EROS: Run away.

    It's Friday night and both IVD and CyberPoof are without a man.

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  61. Yes, but I know where my man is - Watching the new Indy film.

    How stalkerish am I?!?

    Good luck keeping up, CyberPetra!

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  62. Shakes The Clown was a bad movie, but forever cemented my impression of clow(n)s. They are creepy, but they don't scare me as much as tired old aging poofters.

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  63. MJ: MEAN!

    I did see that but I didn't want to appear stalkerish unlike you IDV

    and it looked pretty alright there for a moment but then you came in with "QUeERS" which totally knocked me off my game.

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  64. IVD: I think of you when I hear Eartha Kitt sing Where Is My Man?.

    BOB: I’ve seen your wardrobe including those ties.

    I think you’re safe from the gheys.

    CYBERPOOF: Ooooooo!

    IVD/CyberPoof catfight!

    Let the bitch slapping begin!

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  65. I've always thought clowns are right miserable cunts.

    Knudsey would make a great clown.

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  66. PIGGY: Perhaps Knudsy can hire himself out as a clown to entertain folk at Tazzy and Piggy’s Dating Service for Tired Old Aging Poofters.

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  67. We've actually considered doing a site like that, you know.

    Knudsey could be our mascot!

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  68. PIGGY: Why don't you turn your front door letterbox into a gloryhole?

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  69. wouldhave to be a bloody big letterbox to see piggy's fat ass

    OOOPS did I say that out loud
    ****runs off***

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  70. The only bitch slapping going on here is the one you'll be getting when IDV returns

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  71. It is common in Devon to dye the pubes ginger or green for religious reasons...

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  72. I wouldn't put it past my mother to be looking at massive ginger wangs. She's always on the look out for a nice man for me.

    Well, I am all ready for the catfight. I am waiting with a glass of wine, candles burning and saxophone music playing.

    Have at it boys!

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  73. Nope, I don't have any ginger pubes. Mine are mostly black with just a hint of just what might be referred to as red highlights showing thru.

    Mark.

    Ps. and MJ, My main blog is "Kookabura's Place." It's fairly tame and family friendly.

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  74. It's like a girl saying"Nice boobs". Just a compliment.Especially since seeing all the old fat men packages that seem all shrunk up. But the ginger is too weird!

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  75. Ginger is not weird! You haven't lived until you've seen the ginger.

    "Fire above, fire below"

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  76. Funny, I have had severyal people lately call me a red head. I should start taking it as a compliment I suppose.

    As for ginger pubes, the pubes don't turn me on, but that massive boner Ginger has would do me just fine.

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  77. BEAST: That’s rich coming from Jumbotron arse.

    CYBERPOOF: His wrist would snap off.

    MUTLEY: Fifes and drums and pubic hair!

    T-BIRD: They must have kissed and made up.

    Or they’re on Tim’s trail, more likely.

    KOOKABURRA: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    No gum trees here but you’re welcome to sit wherever there isn’t a wet spot.

    I’ll drop by soon. Suzanne makes me sit like a lady with my legs together when I visit HER blog so I’ll be on my best behaviour.

    MYTOES: More old fat men on Saturday!

    LOST: If there were a marketing board for gingers, you’d be hired.

    CECILE: Welcome back.

    You ride that big bone, baby!

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  78. Clearly I've missed the Gilligan's Island episode that revealed Ginger's big penis. Does this make the Skipper a switch hitter?

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  79. EROS: Gilligan and the Skipper shared the same hut, may I remind you.

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  80. How'd I get here? How'd I funking get here? Okay, I'm going back home to morn my BMW. How'd I get here MJ?!!!

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  81. I said "FUNKING!!!" I can't stop laughing long enough to write this. Okay. Here goes That should be "fucking!" I know honey, that's my life in a nut shell! Hey I had an accident. Cut me some slack.

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  82. God, Cecile's here too. Christ. You I don't dring whiskey, but honey can you lend me your bottle? Please desanitize it first. No really, here's a wipie.

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  83. That's also "You know!" I really do have to start editing.

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  84. Oh an ding should be "drink!" Oh my God I'm laughing way too hard! Yes, I do need a doctor. Stat!

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  85. SUZANNE: Do you ever take a breath?

    Please seek help at once.

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  86. No. I don't have time. I have too much going on in my life and Inner Voices has everyone thinking I'm on meds. I'm not! This is just me. Take me or leave me. Oh, and I don't drink either! Too funny. I simply have a lot on my plate. Apparently I care too much and have to deal with the consequences. Not pretty. Oh, and I don't think about dicks alot because life is way too busy, but glad for those of you who do. Just keep them on your blogs so my shabby chic viewers don't have a heart attack! Thanks for that!

    MJ, I adore you. You know that. But if you keep asking that damn question you're going to give me a major complex. Knock it off.

    Drinks over at the Cafe. I'm buying. Well, not really, they're sorta free!

    XO

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  87. SUZANNE: Get a bigger plate.

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  88. ACK! See the naked "Orange Guy" on my Bay To Breakers post!

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  89. OLGA: Oh dear oh dear oh dear!

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  90. hey ginger minger does your fanny ave a fringe let me smell "sniff" "sniff" fukin hell

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  91. JASON: Are you a ginger?

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  92. Ginger pubes: Yea or nay? yea

    Are ginger pubes a turn-on or a turn-off for you? dont mind

    Are you the owner of ginger pubes yourself? yes

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  93. i honestly think that its a turn on.....

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