Beast’s Arse

For months he’s eluded me, taunted and teased me.


Beast

But thanks to my intrepid secret source, somewhere in Dorset, (who shall remain nameless unless he wishes to come forward), I have at last obtained a photo of Beast’s arse.

Unfortunately, it’s not a photo of his bare buttocks as requested. However, my secret source informs me that we really, really don’t want to see Beast’s bare bottom.

Judge for yourselves…






Does the name Roy Cropper come to mind?

And do I detect cameltoe to the left of Beast?


NAME BEAST’S ARSE

An arse this *cough* fine *cough* deserves a name of its own. A pet name, perhaps.





I’m thinking “Roy’s Rolls” is a fitting name.

Your suggestions are welcome.

FILTHY FRIDAY - Beast’s Bare Bum

Previously on Infomaniac, I posted a photo of Beast’s arse as seen here…


Beast: the Roy Cropper of Bournemouth



What I really wanted from Beast was a photo of his bare buttocks but that was the best we could do at the time.

Until Tickers informed me of a pic I’d forgotten all about from a posting by Frobisher back in 2006….




BEAST'S BANANA BOTTY






How could I have forgotten this pic? Am I so inundated with photographs of bare arses that I’ve become jaded?

Thank you, Tickers.

And a slap to Frobi, who, as my secret source for all things Beast-related, should have sent this pic to me when I requested Beast Bottom.

And for any of you fellas who haven’t yet sent in your bare bum to me, make haste.

Your arse can’t possibly look any worse than this!