"Bi” now you’re all familiar with American Psycho Bitch From Hell, Maidy aka Maidink.
Voted two years in a row as “Bi Bitch Philadelphians Would Most Like to Shag.”
But what you don’t know about her is that old “Slippery Snatch” has a closet full to bursting with vibrators.
The dirty bitch.
I’m here to expose the collection to the world.
Let’s begin with the most powerful models.
Maidy’s industrial strength concrete vibrator collection.
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The models above are the vibrators Maidy pulls out when she’s dreaming of Stacy Kiebler or Nick Beyeler.
Let’s hear what they’re saying about these sturdy sex toys . . .
The 10-inch vibrator comes with a 1-1/16" rod and a hose long enough for any task. Even for satisfying that horny American Psycho Bitch Maidy.
Features a radial fan that runs cooler and lasts longer.
Rugged design hits harder, at lower speeds.
Delivers 12,000 vibrations per minute (vpm).
Now that we’ve seen the most vigorous vibrators behind Maidy’s closed doors, let’s have a look at the models she pulls out just for fun. When a less potent pulsator will get the job done.
Hello Kitty Vibrator
The Hello Kitty Vibrator is no longer available. The company’s molds were seized and destroyed.
Maidy was fortunate to pick up a second hand vibrator on eBay.
Talking Vibrator
The Talking Vibrator comes complete with a REAL mans voice, saying:
Go away, Ive got a headache
Mmm, you're looking cute tonight honey
Sorry, I have to get up early tomorrow
Hell, can't you get a real man?
The Tongue and The Tongue Tingler
Sometimes that bitch just needs a good
Tongue
lashing.
Video Voyeur
An insertable micro camera for internal viewing action with powerful, multi-speed vibrating bullet...Easily plugs into your television or records on your VCR.
Maidy, nothing personal but you can keep your home movies to yourself.
Vibrating Hairbrush
The Vibrating Hairbrush.
For those unruly pubes.
Scrubby Brush
Vibrating Scrubby Brush.
Doubles as a toilet brush.
Combines a cheap thrill with a clean bathroom.
Buzzing Beaver Vibrator
And now, in the interest of maintaining foreign relations, we bring you the Buzzing Beaver Vibrator.
A symbol of Canada and of my friendship with old “Slippery Snatch” herself.
