Friday, July 03, 2020

Fourth of July Festivities

If you must attend Fourth of July festivities, PLEASE remember to wear a mask...

18 comments:

  1. I'd need a bio-hazard suit, I reckon. Jx

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  2. With such small roles, they'd have to be closer than the 6ft guidelines to enjoy anything.

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  3. Oh, dear... All these masks have eye holes. Are there any without to save my eyes from such horrors?

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  4. Stuff the masks, I think I'd throw a tarpaulin over the lot of them.
    Sx

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  5. Is this an Infomaniac PSA for anti-social distancing?
    You'll be pleased to know it's working.

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  6. It's all fun and games until they fire off the bukake rockets. *umbrella goes up*

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  7. Oberseminar Neuere Geschichte, privatissime, circa 1985
    Yeah, pretty good depiction.

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  8. Is it the fourth of July already? Ye Gods, how time flies.

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    1. I know the so-called "Glorious Fourth" has been and gone but The Mistress doesn't have anything new to post, at the moment.

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  9. Darlink ? Are you still with us ?

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  10. ..."Plush velvet sometimes
    Sometimes just pretzels and beer, but I'm here..."

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    1. "I've slept in shanties, guest of the W.P.A., but I'm here
      Danced in my scanties
      Three bucks a night was the pay, but I'm here
      I've stood on bread lines with the best
      Watched while the headlines did the rest
      In the depression was I depressed?
      Nowhere near.
      I met a big financier and I'm here!"


      Sorry, I was channelling Elaine Stritch for a moment.

      Jx

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    2. If ever there was a broad to channel. . .

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  11. Norma dear,

    You're a broad with a widened reach.
    You're a church, where the horny preach.
    You're a gal, full of drug store wine,
    You're a gang bangs Valentine.

    If ever there was, there is you.

    Testy

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